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weird internet guy

haver of nice hands

often despairing about sports in Carolina

climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)

“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
best to forget about the football and focus on less painful things
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
updates needed, are you enjoying
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
you are an awful human being
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I left the house today, wore a tshirt
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Meghan is built different though
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve got an HDHomeRun for getting broadcasts into a digital format, then use Plex to stream it
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
how high
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can stream from my home antenna, saved me while flying back from EWR while the Panthers were playing the Falcons
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
oh nooooo
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
well now i want some :(
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
with a scoop of vanilla?
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it got you HOPE

hahahahahahahahahahahah
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Getting Haynes King was objectively a good thing
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
definitely not 😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM