the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
why do Ohio St people hate Ryan Day
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
why do Ohio St people hate Ryan Day
Landman is an objectively terrible show. None of it makes sense.
However, Billy Bob Thornton and Ali Larter and everybody that sell it so hard that it still manages to be entertaining.
However, Billy Bob Thornton and Ali Larter and everybody that sell it so hard that it still manages to be entertaining.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Landman is an objectively terrible show. None of it makes sense.
However, Billy Bob Thornton and Ali Larter and everybody that sell it so hard that it still manages to be entertaining.
However, Billy Bob Thornton and Ali Larter and everybody that sell it so hard that it still manages to be entertaining.
ok let’s watch this Ludwig show
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ok let’s watch this Ludwig show
lol how was there no flag there for DPI
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol how was there no flag there for DPI
snowing for Iowa/Nebraska too?!
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
snowing for Iowa/Nebraska too?!
oh yeah this is good stuff 🪺
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
oh yeah this is good stuff 🪺
of course they are, foolish for a bird team to play on Thanksgiving
The ravens are so cooked
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
of course they are, foolish for a bird team to play on Thanksgiving
I’m just going to assume they are playing Navy until somebody tells me otherwise
this feels like the American football version of haramball
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m just going to assume they are playing Navy until somebody tells me otherwise
update, it is in fact Bourbon Time.
currently working on some New Riff single barrel
currently working on some New Riff single barrel
Bourbon time? 🥃
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
update, it is in fact Bourbon Time.
currently working on some New Riff single barrel
currently working on some New Riff single barrel
AND I GOT IT RIGHT
@theclay.xyz doesn’t know how I take my coffee unless it’s a Starbucks order. So I had to send him instructions with a color chart for the creamer. 😂at the alt text
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
AND I GOT IT RIGHT
never been skiing/snowboarding before, but plan on fixing that next sunday
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
never been skiing/snowboarding before, but plan on fixing that next sunday
let’s get this nap before the tar heels play
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
let’s get this nap before the tar heels play
why did the Lions DB just stop?
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
why did the Lions DB just stop?
call me crazy but there’s should be sports on right now
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
call me crazy but there’s should be sports on right now
as it turns out, the South will not be rising again
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
as it turns out, the South will not be rising again
Dear NBA Teams,
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dear NBA Teams,
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
lol Brian Kelly getting that full bag 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
lol Brian Kelly getting that full bag 🤣
let's play some EU5
SLAMS LAPTOP SHUT
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
let's play some EU5
had beer AND charged my truck for free, I win
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
had beer AND charged my truck for free, I win
ooohh new (to me) maine ipa, hello
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ooohh new (to me) maine ipa, hello