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the clay
@theclay.xyz
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weird internet guy haver of nice hands often despairing about sports in Carolina climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version) “A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1h
I see we aren’t doing phrasing anymore
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 7h
i get to change once a year or so!
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 7h
lol why
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 7h
“true” doesn’t do it justice, this is universal constant level
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 7h
wrong kind of throat goat
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
this is beautiful
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
I’m so confused
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
PROMISE?!?
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
I need a video
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 9h
ohhh got a link?
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 10h
true, but when you are sleep deprived or whatever the difference between popping a frozen breakfast burrito in the microwave and toasting waffles then putting peanut butter on it is like crossing the pacific 😂
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 10h
WHAT AM I MISSING GLEN
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 10h
hmm this doesn’t sound right
theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 10h
that does not sound low executive function food
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 10h
What did i miss
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 11h
Not going to apologize
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 12h
too many ppl exploding goats lately smh
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 12h
is this a gen v reference or have you been up to no good
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 12h
excuse me, nobody makes me bleed my own blood
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 17h
there is perfection in imperfection
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 17h
I have never shaved my head or even gotten a buzz cut, I’m scared I have a horribly misshapen skull under there

let me keep my hair pls
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 17h
having extra hairstyles seems like too much work
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 17h
no no not yet, you have to let the brand get established and THEN change it for no apparent reason. don’t get ahead of yourself!
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 19h
already am
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theclay.xyz
the clay @theclay.xyz · 1d
PHRASING
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