ThaCaptain
@thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
Man beat down by money. I wanna be Alexander Supertramp (minus the bad plant stuff).
DMs get blocked.
DMs get blocked.
It was a donation
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It was a donation
Ice needs your address, sir.
Just for some friends, we’re nice.
Just for some friends, we’re nice.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ice needs your address, sir.
Just for some friends, we’re nice.
Just for some friends, we’re nice.
Run for President please!
This world needs compassion
Not knee bending servitude
This world needs compassion
Not knee bending servitude
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Run for President please!
This world needs compassion
Not knee bending servitude
This world needs compassion
Not knee bending servitude
Pretty sure it says “Hawaiians eat a lot of spam”
I would know, I got a B in Spanish 1 in high school.
You’re Welcome
I would know, I got a B in Spanish 1 in high school.
You’re Welcome
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure it says “Hawaiians eat a lot of spam”
I would know, I got a B in Spanish 1 in high school.
You’re Welcome
I would know, I got a B in Spanish 1 in high school.
You’re Welcome
He’s listening to Slayer on the first prototype
BirdPods
BirdPods
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He’s listening to Slayer on the first prototype
BirdPods
BirdPods
I’m color blind- don’t get it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m color blind- don’t get it.
I just want mortal kombat- all participants must take the penis rocket to the moon. Gonna happen right after turning the White House into sporting event venue.
Making America As Dumb As Its Leader!
Making America As Dumb As Its Leader!
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I just want mortal kombat- all participants must take the penis rocket to the moon. Gonna happen right after turning the White House into sporting event venue.
Making America As Dumb As Its Leader!
Making America As Dumb As Its Leader!
Arguing with bassackwards relatives? And smoking weed with the cousin you see once a year!
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Arguing with bassackwards relatives? And smoking weed with the cousin you see once a year!
I’ll take the complete package please. Extra horsepower on the chipper would be great!
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’ll take the complete package please. Extra horsepower on the chipper would be great!
You’re still here. You must rampage!
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You’re still here. You must rampage!
This doesn’t count?
a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup
ALT: a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This doesn’t count?
Coulda done more 2024 buddy!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Coulda done more 2024 buddy!
God fordid! I can smell the patchouli!
Hackysack and doc martins for everyone
Hackysack and doc martins for everyone
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
God fordid! I can smell the patchouli!
Hackysack and doc martins for everyone
Hackysack and doc martins for everyone
Thank god it’s not a bassist- the state would catch fire
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thank god it’s not a bassist- the state would catch fire
Anything starring CasperVanDiem?
a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies
ALT: a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anything starring CasperVanDiem?
Anyone arrested?
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyone arrested?
I was never for desist, but cease can be great. Didn’t wanna anyway.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I was never for desist, but cease can be great. Didn’t wanna anyway.
Buy a lottery ticket
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Buy a lottery ticket