ThaCaptain
thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
ThaCaptain
@thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
Man beat down by money. I wanna be Alexander Supertramp (minus the bad plant stuff).

DMs get blocked.
It was a donation
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ice needs your address, sir.

Just for some friends, we’re nice.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fuck Netflix
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Not really
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Spit ‘em out
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Run for President please!

This world needs compassion

Not knee bending servitude
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Anything good?
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure it says “Hawaiians eat a lot of spam”

I would know, I got a B in Spanish 1 in high school.

You’re Welcome
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He’s listening to Slayer on the first prototype

BirdPods
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m color blind- don’t get it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Bad take
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just want mortal kombat- all participants must take the penis rocket to the moon. Gonna happen right after turning the White House into sporting event venue.

Making America As Dumb As Its Leader!
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Arguing with bassackwards relatives? And smoking weed with the cousin you see once a year!
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ll take the complete package please. Extra horsepower on the chipper would be great!
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You’re still here. You must rampage!
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This doesn’t count?
a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup
ALT: a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Coulda done more 2024 buddy!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
God fordid! I can smell the patchouli!

Hackysack and doc martins for everyone
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Thank god it’s not a bassist- the state would catch fire
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anything starring CasperVanDiem?
a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies
ALT: a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anyone arrested?
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I was never for desist, but cease can be great. Didn’t wanna anyway.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Buy a lottery ticket
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Don’t see it
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM