ThaCaptain
thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
ThaCaptain
@thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
Man beat down by money. I wanna be Alexander Supertramp (minus the bad plant stuff).

DMs get blocked.
Sending good vibes your way
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not feeling the apology to be honest.

Priorities matter.

Like this……
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I can picture the playpen he’s kept in. Alone in the dark…

“We need something super racist and totally illegal. Go get baby dickhhead!”

Then this happens!
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Proof inbound
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He looks like he’s up to something… or doesn’t trust you.

I’m used to that look.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@skippythekangaroo.bsky.social You can be invisible owner of Dozer… she’s a handful.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Bug is fan - ignore the tatoo- some mistakes can’t be taken back
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So is Roger honestly, but I digress. Trump is a much bigger 🐖!
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I love stret trek
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dozer agrees, but finds her food both shallow and pedantic!
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I want to be this content
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s Darwin! He’s the sweetest little monster.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Does anyone else stack their cats to pet multiple at once?
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dozer’s not ready for winter
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Happy hallowsgiving!
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Always
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Stop for a picnic?
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
1.6lbs of meat sweats and horrible sleep

Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Insert your own image
I do every time I see this!
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Will walking through here take me to a different dimension?

I fucking hope so!
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Word to live by folks.
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So smart, so fit….. a man’s man!
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Alternative music choice
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM