ThaCaptain
@thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
Man beat down by money. I wanna be Alexander Supertramp (minus the bad plant stuff).
DMs get blocked.
DMs get blocked.
If this is real….. holy shit, can we get verification with legal standing?
“At approximately 11:32 p.m., CNN shows Harris’s vote total dropping from 1,024,050 to 989,994.
Then, at 11:45 p.m., the ABC Detroit affiliate’s livestream shows Harris gaining 1,044,226 votes.
Then one minute later, losing 989,289 of those votes..Poof. Gone.”
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
Then, at 11:45 p.m., the ABC Detroit affiliate’s livestream shows Harris gaining 1,044,226 votes.
Then one minute later, losing 989,289 of those votes..Poof. Gone.”
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
How Did 6 Million People Vote In Burke County, Florida—When It Doesn't Exist?
And Why Over 1.5 Million Votes for Harris Disappeared on Election Night
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If this is real….. holy shit, can we get verification with legal standing?
@skippythekangaroo.bsky.social You can be invisible owner of Dozer… she’s a handful.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@skippythekangaroo.bsky.social You can be invisible owner of Dozer… she’s a handful.
Reposted by ThaCaptain
That’s so good. Seminal.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That’s so good. Seminal.
Michigan State & Izzo are all over Wildcats & Pope. This game isn’t close.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Michigan State & Izzo are all over Wildcats & Pope. This game isn’t close.
So I just started “Pluribus”
Been pretty damn good so far.
Been pretty damn good so far.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So I just started “Pluribus”
Been pretty damn good so far.
Been pretty damn good so far.
I love stret trek
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love stret trek
Been ignoring the world:)
What did I miss?
Anything with emails and a pedo president?
What did I miss?
Anything with emails and a pedo president?
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Been ignoring the world:)
What did I miss?
Anything with emails and a pedo president?
What did I miss?
Anything with emails and a pedo president?
I want to be this content
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I want to be this content
It’s Darwin! He’s the sweetest little monster.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s Darwin! He’s the sweetest little monster.
Does anyone else stack their cats to pet multiple at once?
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Does anyone else stack their cats to pet multiple at once?
Dozer’s not ready for winter
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Dozer’s not ready for winter
Anyone else busting ass on Friday Night to get all the shit done you need to so you can actually have some time off this weekend?
Adulting is fucking awful!
Adulting is fucking awful!
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Anyone else busting ass on Friday Night to get all the shit done you need to so you can actually have some time off this weekend?
Adulting is fucking awful!
Adulting is fucking awful!
45 mins.
Smell that?
That’s a new season of college basketball!
Smell that?
That’s a new season of college basketball!
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
45 mins.
Smell that?
That’s a new season of college basketball!
Smell that?
That’s a new season of college basketball!
Congratulations to everyone! We get an extra hour of existential horror tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Congratulations to everyone! We get an extra hour of existential horror tomorrow.
1.6lbs of meat sweats and horrible sleep
Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!
Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1.6lbs of meat sweats and horrible sleep
Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!
Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!
Can someone tell Owen Wilson’s brother that accent is horrible?
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can someone tell Owen Wilson’s brother that accent is horrible?
Can we not just make another #RunningMan movie that totally ditches the book?
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Can we not just make another #RunningMan movie that totally ditches the book?
Didn’t work….. FUCK!
Will walking through here take me to a different dimension?
I fucking hope so!
I fucking hope so!
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Didn’t work….. FUCK!
Will walking through here take me to a different dimension?
I fucking hope so!
I fucking hope so!
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will walking through here take me to a different dimension?
I fucking hope so!
I fucking hope so!
Word to live by folks.
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Word to live by folks.
So smart, so fit….. a man’s man!
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So smart, so fit….. a man’s man!
Got a pair of recovery slides today. Never had slides.
Warning: It is OK to kick your slides around the house for an hour like a ninja while you learn to walk in these fucking things.
Warning: It is OK to kick your slides around the house for an hour like a ninja while you learn to walk in these fucking things.
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Got a pair of recovery slides today. Never had slides.
Warning: It is OK to kick your slides around the house for an hour like a ninja while you learn to walk in these fucking things.
Warning: It is OK to kick your slides around the house for an hour like a ninja while you learn to walk in these fucking things.
I’ve read the whole document. If this is real why is no one talking about this?
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’ve read the whole document. If this is real why is no one talking about this?
In important news Pooh Sheisty is out of prison.
Imagine telling your parole officer that your first name is Pooh. And your last name is Sheisty.
Daily drug tests on the double…..STAT!
Imagine telling your parole officer that your first name is Pooh. And your last name is Sheisty.
Daily drug tests on the double…..STAT!
October 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In important news Pooh Sheisty is out of prison.
Imagine telling your parole officer that your first name is Pooh. And your last name is Sheisty.
Daily drug tests on the double…..STAT!
Imagine telling your parole officer that your first name is Pooh. And your last name is Sheisty.
Daily drug tests on the double…..STAT!