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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike
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Electrical Engineer. In a hate/love relationship with the Padres. K-pop, Star Wars, Sports with a dash of politics. From San Diego. #IU is Queen
Enjoying your Thanksgiving feast when you have a toddler
a child is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him .
ALT: a child is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When your friends ask where the engagement ring came from but he picked the wrong store
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
100 bucks he had Grok create this tweet
“thanksgiving food is amazing” said with the panache of a visitor from outer space
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ah welp. dodgers are interested and want him at his natural position of 3rd. That was a fun few hours to dream.
I am ready to pour every ounce of my soul into this signing happening, just to be crushed when it doesn't.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I am ready to pour every ounce of my soul into this signing happening, just to be crushed when it doesn't.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Three of the first 4 members of the 2025 squad to land new jobs chose to be as far away as possible from San Diego...
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
2nd what unc13teddy says
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Honestly, probably a good fit. Good for him, especially as he's as far away from us as possible
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's going to be incredibly funny (and proof he's a snake) if he runs the exact same playbook he did here.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I can guarantee you the Padres are not shopping Tatis. Not this offseason, not next season, and not in 2028. After that may be a different story. What I can tell you is AJ is listening in on offers because he'd be insane not to listen. And what that short gremlin can't understand is the difference
Ken Rosenthal is reporting the Padres are shopping him, with the A's, Red Sox, Yankees and Mets showing interest.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I dont think I want eric swalwell to he governor, but I'll give him credit for standing up for trans rights and not taking the bait of a bad faith bigot who screamed at him to throw them under the bus. Even though it was a cop out answer he still did it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Across Xander's 3 years as a Padre he has averaged $26.23M of value per fangraphs. His contract will be a disaster starting in the next two years but he has basically lived up to it so far.

(2024 is being carried by 2023 and 2025)
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Head coach getting physical with the ref? Should be instant red imo
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Like clockwork
Me: Hey, my lovely wife, here is this thing I've been looking forward to do
*as soon as I start the thing*
Wife: You want to do this other thing?
Me: How about we do that tomorrow?
Wife: *gets mad*
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
God this ref is frustrating
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He's a bio mechanics guy. From the "state of the art, real0time feedback" of the hitting lab, but also you can tell from break downs like this that he's done throughout the 2024 season.

I'm talking myself into this hire lmao
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He's also apparently part if a hitting lab which perks my attention.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don't like that it sounds like he is hiring his friends. However Souza was hired last year as a special advisor for hitting development by the Rays and had his best years playing with them. So I hope he brings an analytical mindset. I guess we'll see
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've only seen one yankee media account say this but he apparently also would prefer to go to a team without another Japanese player on it. No idea if that's true or not.

But that'd be so typical, go to a team where you'd only "take them down" if you happen to meet in the world series. Lol
Going to be so cool when he signs with them
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Id be more than happy to wear a 3-piece suit everytime I fly once the airlines start treating us like humans and not money trees and sardines to be crammed into a metal tube.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Going to be so cool when he signs with them
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM