Rose the Bard
@thebloomingrose.bsky.social
30ish Transfem Genderfae Asexual Cryptid | Autistic Poet LARPer Goth Girl | She whose Smile Shames the Sun and Charms the Moon | NSFW | Minors DNI | It/She/Fae
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December #promosky! I'm Sylvia, 30ish asexual transfem. Always looking for moots!
I'm into:
✧Nintendo
✧Smash Bros
✧Yakuza/Like a Dragon
✧Sonic the Hedgehog
✧Soulslikes
✧Polyam
✧Writing Poetry
✧Dancing
✧Weed
✧Being Funny and Hot
✧Queer Shitposting
✧LARPing on the weekends
✧Pretty Girls
I'm into:
✧Nintendo
✧Smash Bros
✧Yakuza/Like a Dragon
✧Sonic the Hedgehog
✧Soulslikes
✧Polyam
✧Writing Poetry
✧Dancing
✧Weed
✧Being Funny and Hot
✧Queer Shitposting
✧LARPing on the weekends
✧Pretty Girls
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‘Kiwami 3 removed the trans woman substory the 3 remaster added as an apology for the bad rep in the past’ is something so ludicrous I wouldn’t have said it as a joke
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
‘Kiwami 3 removed the trans woman substory the 3 remaster added as an apology for the bad rep in the past’ is something so ludicrous I wouldn’t have said it as a joke
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transitioning and coming out is kinda scary tbh but pseudo-living as a husk of a human is infinitely scarier than anything a bigot might do to you
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
transitioning and coming out is kinda scary tbh but pseudo-living as a husk of a human is infinitely scarier than anything a bigot might do to you
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Columbus was the first ICE agent. Death to america
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Columbus was the first ICE agent. Death to america
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
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master roshi in the files
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
master roshi in the files
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dick from a girl who could recite tenacious d and the pick of destiny from memory
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
dick from a girl who could recite tenacious d and the pick of destiny from memory
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SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I was doing bong rips outside in Cap Hill and I started hearing cheering. I think we won. Yay Seattle go sportsball!
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I was doing bong rips outside in Cap Hill and I started hearing cheering. I think we won. Yay Seattle go sportsball!
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FUCK YEAH SEATTLE LET'S GOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
FUCK YEAH SEATTLE LET'S GOOOOO
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Seattle status: audible cheering throughout the entire city, revving cars and chanting. This is awesome!
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Seattle status: audible cheering throughout the entire city, revving cars and chanting. This is awesome!
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It’s great being a lefty kid from a conservative home cause it makes you kinda feel like Matilda
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It’s great being a lefty kid from a conservative home cause it makes you kinda feel like Matilda
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SEATTLE SUPREMACY FOREVER
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
SEATTLE SUPREMACY FOREVER
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what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
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Got Amtgard today with the homies!
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Got Amtgard today with the homies!
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the next puppy bowl should just be 22 transsexual puppygirls going at it
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
the next puppy bowl should just be 22 transsexual puppygirls going at it
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Instead of watching touchdowns, we should touch each other. Are you down???
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Instead of watching touchdowns, we should touch each other. Are you down???
Got Amtgard today with the homies!
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Got Amtgard today with the homies!
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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Taking the boyfriend out to a steakhouse, taking the husband to sushi, taking the puppy to the market for shopping, and taking the gorlfriend to an art installation.
I made all these plans in 10 minutes of thought and Google searching I am winning at polyamory (which is a normal thing to want)
I made all these plans in 10 minutes of thought and Google searching I am winning at polyamory (which is a normal thing to want)
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Taking the boyfriend out to a steakhouse, taking the husband to sushi, taking the puppy to the market for shopping, and taking the gorlfriend to an art installation.
I made all these plans in 10 minutes of thought and Google searching I am winning at polyamory (which is a normal thing to want)
I made all these plans in 10 minutes of thought and Google searching I am winning at polyamory (which is a normal thing to want)
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You can actually tell a real princess because she'll pretend to not know what sex is five minutes after sucking down her personal guard's "sidesword" to the hilt without gagging.
It shows the maids have been doing their duty too!
It shows the maids have been doing their duty too!
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
You can actually tell a real princess because she'll pretend to not know what sex is five minutes after sucking down her personal guard's "sidesword" to the hilt without gagging.
It shows the maids have been doing their duty too!
It shows the maids have been doing their duty too!
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You're either doing bong rips in your underwear with me, or you're doing bong rips in your underwear against me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You're either doing bong rips in your underwear with me, or you're doing bong rips in your underwear against me.
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christian metalcore band that also educates you about biology: Norma Gene
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
christian metalcore band that also educates you about biology: Norma Gene
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Incels complain constantly about straight women having too high of standards, when in actuality an alarming amount of women have abysmal standards, and they can’t even meet those.
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Incels complain constantly about straight women having too high of standards, when in actuality an alarming amount of women have abysmal standards, and they can’t even meet those.
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy