TheBirdman
thebirdman.bsky.social
TheBirdman
@thebirdman.bsky.social
C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.
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a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area
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December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If I were not in a foreign country,

there would be a modicum of violence now.
a man in a suit is standing in front of a vending machine that says club
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a vending machine that says club
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December 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I believe the term we're looking for here - in THE MOST complimentary sense possible

is "lush af". 🥵
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
At the DMV today (license renewal) there was that One Person With The Giant Envelope at the "reception" windows that was interested in learning all there was to know about her personal transaction and how the situation was going to affect her and every family member for the next three generations. 😑
December 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I fail to see the problem.

And thus, I have called myself out.
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BEAT IT MOTTOLA
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
What was the fish, perchance?

Love me some tilapia with the dill aioli. 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey, that's real good of you, Liniment!
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Dukie -

If this thing blows up,

the Feds will be the LEAST of our problems.
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Get yerself a suit!
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Agreed!

(73 de K2***. 👊😉)
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
After what happened to Luther, I don't think we could get more than two, three hundred guys.

😎
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Past-postin'?"

"Maybe."

"How?"
December 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This video was my introduction to the Haka.

Also one of those moments where learning made me cry.

(This also led to my subsequent fascination with watching the All Blacks perform it. 😱)
youtu.be/M6Qtc_zlGhc?...
PNBHS Haka for Mr. Dawson Tamatea's Funeral Service
YouTube video by PNBHS
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December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
so I have to be home, at my desktop. 😡

Add in my capacity to get distracted and forget to do things, and I should have a nice fat check in my mailbox when the statute expires in March and they liquidate my stock, contrary to my every wish and need.

Nothing is simple. It is the year 2025. 🖕

4/4
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
However, conveniently enough, I have to work tomorrow BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAY WEEK and, as a driver, making phone calls is not convenient.

Furthermore, the website i have to use to execute the transfer of assets doesn't play nice with mobile - the SUBMIT button doesn't appear - 3/4
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My new brokerage has 24/7/365 domestic phone support, and the person who answered was extremely apologetic that even SHE did not have the information, and the department that DOES is only in during weekdays.

Normally this wouldn't be a problem because I have Mondays off & could call tmw AM. 2/4
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Can't do curbside for those, huh? 🫤
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
...but thank you for giving me the opportunity to clarify before outright blocking me! ✌️😄💛
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM