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Reminds me of our Morkie, who has learned that if she gets bored of entertaining herself outside while we are working on outdoor projects, she can interrupt us to play with her by dropping her ball into places she can't retrieve it from and then barking insistently until we relent.

Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 4h

Spent some time with my niece in a cafe and she was just picking up her toys and throwing them and then crowing with delight. She's 1yo this week. Gorgeous little chaos goblin :3

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 4h

I. Am. Night.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 4h

Cruelty and idiocy as utilities for deception and distraction.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 4h

Having to regularly pluck the wires and plane the fuzz off my ears has been an annoying introduction to this stage of the game.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 4h

I'd block me so hard.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 5h

He is.

He just also knows who popped lolis.

(Different guild.)

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 5h

The "fruity jelly" and "fruity foam" ones, along with truffles, were the only ones I enjoyed.

There was usually a large quotient of caramel-covered bastards in there and those were never enjoyable. At all.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

It would seem the Venn diagram for "it smells nasty" and "I love it" is just a circle for dogs.

"I want to eat it" and "I want to roll in it" is, however, subjective.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

I am waiting in the hospital which, to no one's surprise, smells like minestrone.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Affluent American Citizen Bets Big, Wins Big

🤷‍♂️

Hey, lucky him.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Chipmunks know that
praying is special

youtu.be/Z3njYovwzAc?...

John Peel reading a poem by Marc Bolan

YouTube video by Eric Winnert

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes, let's not forget Emma Bunton.

a cartoon character with glasses and a red hat has a heart coming out of his mouth

ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a red hat has a heart coming out of his mouth

media.tenor.com

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, man. 😥

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 1d

Susan Stamberg, a “founding mother” of NPR who helped blaze a trail for women in journalism by becoming the first female anchor of a national nightly news program in the United States, died at 87.

Susan Stamberg, pioneering broadcaster at NPR, dies at 87

As a host of “All Things Considered,” she was the first woman to anchor a national nightly news program in the United States.

www.washingtonpost.com

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Are you saying that this club has its own MC?

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Girlfriendpartner having a little surgical procedure tomorrow morning that she's a little nervous about. 🫤

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Good vibes appreciated all the same. ✌️

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 2d

✅ fraying cuticles

✅ split right nostril

✅ burning night eyes

a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the snow with the words `` winter is coming '' .

ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the snow with the words `` winter is coming '' .

media.tenor.com

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like somebody just changed from car shopping to bike shopping. 😁

(Thanks for the interesting post. 🤓)

Reposted by TheBirdman

Sahara Stevens ❤️🇺🇸 @sahara-stevens.bsky.social · 3d

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