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TheBirdman
@thebirdman.bsky.social
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C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.
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Good morning.

Should you need some inspiration for breakfast, consider dipping your buttered crispy garlic toast into Everything Bagel Hummus.

You're welcome.
Buttered toast, including a partially eaten piece, as well as some sliced pears appear in the foreground on a white plate. In the background is a container of hummus and a coffee mug featuring a moose with the word "Vermont" underneath, all sitting atop a Christmas themed tablecloth.
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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🥵
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I bet he even credited an OP when he copied and pasted their thoughts.

A QP would make it easy, but hey - then it wouldn't look like one's own, original sentiment, right?
A screenshot of a search for the word "yakkin" showing that nearly this exact post was originally made by @6lackink.bsky.social, and this guy just added the line "Much respect to a man who always understood what was important." at the end.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Not sharing the link - just this fucked up construct of a header.
A link header from another post reads, "Homeowner shoots two juveniles trying to take packages: police", followed by "enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the..." where it then cuts off.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Self-heating meal vloggers doing the real service for us all
Screen grab from a YouTube video featuring a bowl of self-heating rice and beef, with the closed caption reading "ah this will make you inner cheeks tighten up".
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Hoping this heated corn bag (+ some stretching) helps loosen up this shoulder by tomorrow. 🫤

#old
#ROC
#manuallaborguy
#meile
A man in a tie-dye House Of Guitars t-shirt is seated at a table with a Christmas-themed tablecloth. His left arm is partially visible lower right, and in the opposite corner, part of his beard and left side of his neck, face out of frame. A corn bag with a puppy-themed cover sits on his left shoulder and a portion of a kitchen can be seen in the background.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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[An Australian animated children's show has entered the chat.]
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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idk idk
An eBay post for a urine chemistry analyzer indicates that it is pre-owned and features free returns. The price is $111.11 or best offer, plus $15.40 in shipping.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Bingo.
A post noting that someone making something for you in the fiber arts being an act of love is immediately followed by one featuring an image of a cat whose face is partially covered by a large pink knit cap of some sort.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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#catdumpling
A large, black and gray cat is shot from above, sitting with all legs and tail tucked in, on a blue bath mat.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Touché.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Gotta take my 13 y/o boy to the vet.

Eating fine but nothing solid stays down. 😔

RIP my credit payoff aspirations
A fat cat with black and gray stripes relaxes on his side in a fluffy gray cat bed, looking directly up at the camera as shot from above.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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yeah yeah 😑

stupid leaves
Outside a window frame, a stamped concrete patio can be seen with trees & a lawn just beyond, covered in leaves and snow. A fancy wooden chair back peeks into the lower right hand corner of the frame, and a cat's food dish sits on the window ledge.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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well shit in that case
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

H/T @maybell.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
thebirdman.bsky.social
CAN I JUST TAKE A LITTLE NAP BY MYSELF FFS APPARENTLY NOT
Taken from the perspective of a human laying in bed, three animals lay atop a Halloween themed comforter. At the end of the human's legs, a small dog is laying on the left, facing left, and a large cat is laying on the right, facing right. Closest to the camera, on the right, is a fluffy gray cat, looking up at the ceiling.
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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"Mr. ...Cor-lee-ohni."

He knows damn well.
A still from the movie The Godfather, featuring the character of Senator Patrick Geary seated in the study of Michael Corleone.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The #cat is hiding.
A brown wooden chair sits at a table with an orange, Halloween-themed tablecloth. The rear end of a cat is visible on the chair, while the cat's front end is hidden underneath the tablecloth.
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Stranger circumstances have occurred.
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Good luck!!

In other news

dear gawd 😍
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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who can say really 😑
The OP is shown with a post above it from the White House press Secretary saying that the presidential ballroom is the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I had to see this

so now you have to see this
A rolling office chair base with a narrow bicycle saddle on top in lieu of a proper chair. It is a Craigslist posting for $45, with the caption "One of a kind".
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM