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Billy Procida
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Stand-up comedian. Podcaster. Writer. Jets fan.

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January 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
No more asking, "What is a woman?" until we've answered, "What is a catch in the NFL?"
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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“What if a state decided that Covid misinformation was straining state health resources and taxed newsletters who promoted it? What if the they required a costly license to podcast? What if a state decided to tax a certain newspaper it didn't like? Porn isn’t some magical category of speech."
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted.

‘Add blood, forced smile’:

www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viral
The ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
my sporty friend is stuck at a bachelorette
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Bob Weir officiated my dad's second wedding backstage before a Dead and Friends show at CitiField.

They got divorced a year later, but it was still pretty cool. Now he can jam with Jerry again. #RIPBobWeir 💀🎩💔🤘
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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He was right.
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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This *is* me. The only meaningful difference between Renee and me is she was there and I’m here.
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Sex workers have been ringing the alarm on internet privacy, government surveillance and banking censorship for so long my ears hurt.
I spoke with Jack and Sam of Tech Talk Live about legislation in congress regarding ID verification to visit sites, end of end to end encryption, the proposed repeal of section 230, Mastercard and Visa censoring adult sites’ content and much more!

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January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Why isn't being an incel illegal but being a sex worker is?
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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2025 was the year millions of Americans awoke to the danger of state surveillance, violent policing, rights erasure, online censorship, ideological funding cancellations and retaliatory doxxing.

None of this was new to sex workers.

If there's not rights for everyone, there's rights for no one.
(1/3) Until s*x workers are safe, none of us are safe.

Tomorrow on #D17, International Day to End Violence Against S*x Workers, we honor the workers we've lost to violence and stand firm in our commitment to decriminalization.
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition."

A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
Tennessee whistleblower says library board chair sought private data as part of state's book purge
A First Amendment expert told The Advocate that there are "huge" legal implications stemming from the situation.
www.advocate.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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If clowns raped kids like preachers rape kids it would be against the law to take a kid to the circus.

www.joemygod.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentecostal Youth Pastor Charged With Child Rape - Joe.My.God.
NBC News reports: Joe Campbell, a Pentecostal preacher who for half a century ministered to thousands of children across four states, has been arrested on child sex abuse charges, the Oklahoma Attorne...
www.joemygod.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Heritage Foundation, backers of Project 2025, have issued a call to criminalize porn by detailing specific types of imagery that should be illegal, including "deviate sexual intercourse," "female genitals," and "nudity."

Only "civilizing" images that point to "marital sex" should be allowed.
The Problem of Online Porn: It's Already Illegal
United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said in a 1964 opinion that he could not define pornography but “I know it when I see it.” Perhaps such a sentiment was permissible then, wh...
www.heritage.org
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I don’t think people with salaried jobs have any fucking clue what people who offer ~luxury~ services are experiencing

hairdressers, therapists, tattoo artists, piercers, nail technicians, masseuses, bartenders, waitstaff, house cleaners, & yes sex workers are being absolutely ratfucked rn
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you give a homeless a cookie, she'll want affordable housing to go with it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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We still do nude things in Winter!
It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms.

It's on eventbrite. #NYC
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms.

It's on eventbrite. #NYC
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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🧵Let’s talk about what DEI is.

Diversity, equity, and inclusion doesn’t mean people getting jobs because of their skin color, that’s what the absence of DEI does.

At one point, most professional sports leagues were white-only.
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm going to tell my kids this was Street Fighter.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I once thought about using they/them pronouns until I realized I barely have the confidence of one person.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Who does this benefit other than the major airline CEOs?
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM