“Shoutout to the boys in Canada’s overwhelmingly Conservative media who consistently blame immigrants in order to shield our country’s investment class!”

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The referendum, ending with 59% of voters choosing independence, was held over the course of a gruelling ten-month campaign that was highly publicized exclusively on the island.

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Did somebody say "seasonal merch"??

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“Children love Woody’s dead glassy eyes and hulking 3-storey frame, just like he loves talking to kids and only occasionally devouring them whole.”

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"We want consumers to know that they don’t have to rely on Campbell’s, as we also offer a wide variety of mechanically-separated proletariat gruel for customers to spoon into the open mouths of their indigent and unwashed families.”

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