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"Pete Hegseth Is The New John Wick", Says Pete Hegseth!
The U.S. Secretary of War (Crimes) is in hot water for playing John Wick with the military. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social , and @nileseguin.bsky.social double tap to make sure he's down.
The U.S. Secretary of War (Crimes) is in hot water for playing John Wick with the military. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social , and @nileseguin.bsky.social double tap to make sure he's down.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Pete Hegseth Is The New John Wick", Says Pete Hegseth!
The U.S. Secretary of War (Crimes) is in hot water for playing John Wick with the military. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social , and @nileseguin.bsky.social double tap to make sure he's down.
The U.S. Secretary of War (Crimes) is in hot water for playing John Wick with the military. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social , and @nileseguin.bsky.social double tap to make sure he's down.
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The separatists are turning against Danielle Smith. With @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The separatists are turning against Danielle Smith. With @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
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New podcast!
-Carney and Smith try to contain the fallout of their MOU
-Pete Hegseth wages war on drug smugglers and human decency
-Quebec hits the racism disguised as secularism button again
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-Carney and Smith try to contain the fallout of their MOU
-Pete Hegseth wages war on drug smugglers and human decency
-Quebec hits the racism disguised as secularism button again
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/349F...
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
New podcast!
-Carney and Smith try to contain the fallout of their MOU
-Pete Hegseth wages war on drug smugglers and human decency
-Quebec hits the racism disguised as secularism button again
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/349F...
-Carney and Smith try to contain the fallout of their MOU
-Pete Hegseth wages war on drug smugglers and human decency
-Quebec hits the racism disguised as secularism button again
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/349F...
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The #1 rated Christmas Gift for the 'That Guy' in your life for 3 years running. Take 10% off with promo: XMAS2025 the-beaverton.myshopify.com/products/thi...
We Act Real Mature About Poilievre’s New Campaign Manager’s Name.
feat Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
feat Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We Act Real Mature About Poilievre’s New Campaign Manager’s Name.
feat Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
feat Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
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It's the most wonderful time of the year. And thanks to us, it can also be the funniest. Brand new merch just added to our store, perfect for all your satirical holiday shopping needs! Take 10% off with promo code: XMAS2025 the-beaverton.myshopify.com/collections
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
Have we finally made Danielle Smith happy? With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Have we finally made Danielle Smith happy? With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
New podcast available now!
-Carney's pipeline pinky promise
-Conservatives head to an Outhouse
-Putin and Trump declare peace on Ukraine
+More
open.spotify.com/episode/0jSv...
-Carney's pipeline pinky promise
-Conservatives head to an Outhouse
-Putin and Trump declare peace on Ukraine
+More
open.spotify.com/episode/0jSv...
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
New podcast available now!
-Carney's pipeline pinky promise
-Conservatives head to an Outhouse
-Putin and Trump declare peace on Ukraine
+More
open.spotify.com/episode/0jSv...
-Carney's pipeline pinky promise
-Conservatives head to an Outhouse
-Putin and Trump declare peace on Ukraine
+More
open.spotify.com/episode/0jSv...
Luke, @clareblackwood.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social trade theories on why this Hamilton bus driver had cops waiting for him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Luke, @clareblackwood.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social trade theories on why this Hamilton bus driver had cops waiting for him.
