Gabriel J. Flood
@thatgabeflood.bsky.social
Charismautistic. Hyperceptive. Mostly human-shaped contradictionary of pen and key. More dog-*listener* than -whisperer. Cancer survivor, technically.
I will "see" or "hear" things you did not mean to communicate. Sorry about that.
I will "see" or "hear" things you did not mean to communicate. Sorry about that.
Pinned
The best part of social media remains the deep friendships it enables us to make along the way
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I am unemployed and unable to work due to a neck injury. I am also dealing with the legal system due to my abusive father who I have been living with. I am planning to move, but I have no money. Anything helps. 💜
CashApp and Venmo- ladyasterianox
CashApp and Venmo- ladyasterianox
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I am unemployed and unable to work due to a neck injury. I am also dealing with the legal system due to my abusive father who I have been living with. I am planning to move, but I have no money. Anything helps. 💜
CashApp and Venmo- ladyasterianox
CashApp and Venmo- ladyasterianox
Please help I am actually wheezing
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Please help I am actually wheezing
Imagine how many "Whoa, I'm not touching THAT memory of a thing I did/condoned/allowed" swerves a body'd have to rack up before finally settling on THIS as the feasible first, best, winningest takeaway from THE FUCKING #EPSTEINFILES
Mf'er was *slaloming* past rational notions to end up here
Mf'er was *slaloming* past rational notions to end up here
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Imagine how many "Whoa, I'm not touching THAT memory of a thing I did/condoned/allowed" swerves a body'd have to rack up before finally settling on THIS as the feasible first, best, winningest takeaway from THE FUCKING #EPSTEINFILES
Mf'er was *slaloming* past rational notions to end up here
Mf'er was *slaloming* past rational notions to end up here
"I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics" was - and remains - widely considered to be categorically insufficient defense for subordinate officers and even non-combat, non-concentration-camp Nazi personnel (i.e. propagandist clerks and media staff), echoing as "I was just following orders".
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics" was - and remains - widely considered to be categorically insufficient defense for subordinate officers and even non-combat, non-concentration-camp Nazi personnel (i.e. propagandist clerks and media staff), echoing as "I was just following orders".
The one and only personal take I will voice regarding today's #MarjorieTaylorGreene discourse is to share the following singular excerpt from the #Wikipedia entry regarding the #NurembergTrials post-WWII. I believe it highly relevant history to consider.
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The one and only personal take I will voice regarding today's #MarjorieTaylorGreene discourse is to share the following singular excerpt from the #Wikipedia entry regarding the #NurembergTrials post-WWII. I believe it highly relevant history to consider.
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
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Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe.
If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe.
If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻
Hey, neighbors. If you can do so without difficulty, please consider helping a very good-hearted and deserving mutual acquaintance of mine to continue feeding herself and her children. I've given what small help I can, but they're still a few hundred shy of their goal. gofund.me/99dd1c13b
Donate to Divorced homeschool mom needs help feeding her kids, organized by Stefani Tweedy
My name is Stefani and I'm a mom to two kiddos with autism (ages 13… Stefani Tweedy needs your support for Divorced homeschool mom needs help feeding her kids
gofund.me
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hey, neighbors. If you can do so without difficulty, please consider helping a very good-hearted and deserving mutual acquaintance of mine to continue feeding herself and her children. I've given what small help I can, but they're still a few hundred shy of their goal. gofund.me/99dd1c13b
Even just the first six words will do, guys. To literally any degree.
Men stop being weird about women finding a little independence challenge.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Even just the first six words will do, guys. To literally any degree.
Does anyone out there want to boobs this fine gentlehuman? I'm told charity is good for the, uh, the shoes, I think it was? Or one particular part of them anyway, I dunno, I wasn't much of a church...er
ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳ⁻ ˢʰʰ ᶦᵐ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᵘᵗᵁᴾ
ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳ⁻ ˢʰʰ ᶦᵐ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᵘᵗᵁᴾ
On this Halloween night, I am willing to look at boobs. If forced.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Does anyone out there want to boobs this fine gentlehuman? I'm told charity is good for the, uh, the shoes, I think it was? Or one particular part of them anyway, I dunno, I wasn't much of a church...er
ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳ⁻ ˢʰʰ ᶦᵐ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᵘᵗᵁᴾ
ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳ⁻ ˢʰʰ ᶦᵐ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᵘᵗᵁᴾ
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@ladyasterianox.bsky.social is a dear friend who is currently in an unsafe living situation! She urgently needs to leave but needs assistance. Please consider helping! Her Venmo and cashapp are ladyasterianox. If you can't donate, please consider sharing/interacting! 💜❤️
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@ladyasterianox.bsky.social is a dear friend who is currently in an unsafe living situation! She urgently needs to leave but needs assistance. Please consider helping! Her Venmo and cashapp are ladyasterianox. If you can't donate, please consider sharing/interacting! 💜❤️
*sighs* 😑
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*sighs* 😑
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
Me: *radio blip* Flood here; all's well with [apt no.]
Sec-0: 10-4, thanks
Me: *blip* We did lose [Sec-1] in the effort, though
Sec-0: ...
Sec-1: ...?
#AdventuresInNightSecurity
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Me: *radio blip* Flood here; all's well with [apt no.]
Sec-0: 10-4, thanks
Me: *blip* We did lose [Sec-1] in the effort, though
Sec-0: ...
Sec-1: ...?
#AdventuresInNightSecurity
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Preorders are open for the 2026 calendar my friends and I made!
If you’re looking for a vintage pinup vibe with some egirl flair, this is for you! There’s no nudity.
telephonegirls.com
If you’re looking for a vintage pinup vibe with some egirl flair, this is for you! There’s no nudity.
telephonegirls.com
Telephone Girls
Telephone Girls 2026 Calendar
telephonegirls.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Preorders are open for the 2026 calendar my friends and I made!
If you’re looking for a vintage pinup vibe with some egirl flair, this is for you! There’s no nudity.
telephonegirls.com
If you’re looking for a vintage pinup vibe with some egirl flair, this is for you! There’s no nudity.
telephonegirls.com
Felt deleted; might be cute later
September 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Felt deleted; might be cute later
I've found I can no longer find even casual humor in comedy where the punchline in any way hinges on "women are defensive/wary/frightened of men"
It feels like it comes from a "read the room" kind of place, you know? Except "the room" in this case is *gestures at everything*
It feels like it comes from a "read the room" kind of place, you know? Except "the room" in this case is *gestures at everything*
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a diner making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a diner making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I've found I can no longer find even casual humor in comedy where the punchline in any way hinges on "women are defensive/wary/frightened of men"
It feels like it comes from a "read the room" kind of place, you know? Except "the room" in this case is *gestures at everything*
It feels like it comes from a "read the room" kind of place, you know? Except "the room" in this case is *gestures at everything*
This is who runs this account
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is who runs this account
...This has created a troubling conflict of interests
August 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
...This has created a troubling conflict of interests
My favorite doctor and companion
August 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
My favorite doctor and companion
What can be said? The man's got *range*
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
What can be said? The man's got *range*