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Asteria Nox

@ladyasterianox.bsky.social

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Themme fatale Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts. Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand. She/they

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 24d

HEY, HELLO, NEW PROFILE PICTURE HERE

Hi, this is still Nox. I promise.
Maybe.

Nox standing in front of a wall of stars, wearing only a candy necklace. They are looking to the left as they bit a huge jawbreaker

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 2m

I still have to try very hard to NOT SAY 2525.

Cleopatra 2525 Intro

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5m

COOL IT, 2025.

David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 33m

We can now watch the United States explode and sink beneath the ocean live!

Sinking of SS United States to be livestreamed using drones and underwater cameras

The historic ship will be sunk off the Florida panhandle by the end of the year, but no date has been set.

www.phillyvoice.com

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5m

What the everloving fuck is this timeline?!?

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 19m

a man with a beard is touching another man 's face and says shhhh

Alt: a man with a beard is touching another man 's face and says shhhh

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 21m

Refer to my OP.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 35m

And no one has talked to me (except for one word answers from Angela) so I can only assume Paul doesn't want to have a clean kitchen.

Not that anything actually gets cleaned when he does the dishes, but no matter!

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 37m

It's simply adorable how Paul believes he can force me to do the dishes if he just doesn't wash things he thinks I used.

No. I will not spend more time upstairs, I will not increase the chances of him physically assaulting me.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 51m

I love your half-smile! And your glasses look really good!

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

Make it make sense.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

Are you fucking kidding me?

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

It is amazing what yelping, ignoring, and refusing to give attention can do.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

I puppy-sat for a friend for a long weekend.

My friend got back home and asked if I trained her dog not to bite.

Yeah, I did.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

Which was followed by my excited exclamation that, "You went pee! You peed!" or, "You pooped! Good job, you pooped!"

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

1. These rules did not apply at parks. He could sniff whatever he wanted since there are no cars driving around in parks.

2. I used the same technique to train him regarding eliminating waste.

That was a whole lot of months of me saying "go pee/poop".

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

We had rules for walking around the neighborhood.

If there was something he wanted to sniff, he got 5 seconds. If it is a REALLY INTERESTING smell, he got an extra 5 seconds.

I trained him by counting out loud. That was it. After maybe a year I no longer had to count.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 1h

Is there a reason you are spamming this video?

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 2h

@survivingtime.bsky.social

He grab feets with foot.

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A tan tabby Bengal named Oberyn sleeping on a blue and purple shawl. He is curled on his left side and he has feet. Many feet. Perhaps too many feet?

Quick, get IKEA on the phone

A tan tabby Bengal named Oberyn sleeping on a blue and purple shawl. He is curled on his left side and he has feet. His left arm is extended so he grabs hind feet with foot. His right arm is curled up to his chest

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 2h

I just now realized that all those flags on telephone poles etc for Memorial Day disappear at some point in time.

I think most towns/cities remove them after about a month.