Season's Beatings
@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
just a monkey on a chinese calender
awwwww mannnnn, ripped the bandaid off and it exploded.....
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
awwwww mannnnn, ripped the bandaid off and it exploded.....
that's what i tried to do yearsssss ago with my palm and a cigarette, turns out i wasn't enough of a man to do it a second time ahahhahaaa
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
that's what i tried to do yearsssss ago with my palm and a cigarette, turns out i wasn't enough of a man to do it a second time ahahhahaaa
never in a million years did i see that coming
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
never in a million years did i see that coming
the skin's too thin for a needle, gonna have to squeeze it out like i did with my knee the last time this happened. for now i'm pretty mesmerized by the ebb and the flow 🤪
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the skin's too thin for a needle, gonna have to squeeze it out like i did with my knee the last time this happened. for now i'm pretty mesmerized by the ebb and the flow 🤪
was it labeled? did you have to click on it??
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
was it labeled? did you have to click on it??
god only knows what's underneath the bandaged part hahahaaaaa
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
god only knows what's underneath the bandaged part hahahaaaaa
😭 poor little mouse
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
😭 poor little mouse
guess what? it's smartin right now because same results 😭
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
guess what? it's smartin right now because same results 😭
you'd think three burn scars would make me smarter.....
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you'd think three burn scars would make me smarter.....
besides, i love popping the giant blister a few days later
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
besides, i love popping the giant blister a few days later
negitoro or gtfo
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
negitoro or gtfo
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It’s the
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s the
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
my genitals just shrank up back inside my body so good luck there, neckboy
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
my genitals just shrank up back inside my body so good luck there, neckboy
don't ever stop hanging loose clare
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
don't ever stop hanging loose clare
give it to theo fleury
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
give it to theo fleury
a burnt out husk of a man?
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
a burnt out husk of a man?
most zen thing i've ever seen
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
most zen thing i've ever seen