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thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
Season's Beatings
@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
just a monkey on a chinese calender
somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
you could photoshop the clothes a little and plaster Star Wars: Skeleton Crew or The OC 2248 over the logo and i'd say "sure, that could be a tv show"

show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
you're never too old for back-breaking physical labor, kids
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my boss, realizing i'm working from home today. at 2:44pm.....
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
we've moved past farts, sir
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
you know it's still november when it's time for the annual company christmas party, fun fun FUN with all the people i have to see three to five days a week hooray!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
thanks, doll-face!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
TOMORROW NIGHT 🥳
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
for the record, these are the original pics from my phone.
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
parler was awesome i was charlie daniels for a couple days til he got me booted
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
absolutely
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
list 3 things you think you're known for and let your frendos on here decide

1. dit clapper
2. the greatest mouse
3. in the world
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
tree's up, that was easy
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
built like a tank, folks
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
ahahahaa i'm one stroke away from being canadian john fetterman 😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i vacuumed the place up and put down this little trap, with a piece of extra-old smoked cheddar and a piece of banana bread. wish me luck eh?
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
so now we're at home and i got him into his new house

i named him cyclone taylor
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
there's a second mouse in my house and this one isn't in a cage

back in september of 2023 i rescued a little baby hopper from a glue trap in the warehouse at work, using cooking oil and a q-tip. then i had to give him a bath to get the cooking oil off. then i took him home
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
if you see this, post a star trek
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sorry i wasn't here 4 u in time 😔
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
nooooo, you actually love it here
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
clean house, clean mouse 😋
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
such a good boy, waiting patiently in his glass cell (no metal, in case he has mutant powers)
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM