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Kaiser V-Blade
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Aspiring Character & Mechanical Designer, Freelance Artist | Commissions Currently Closed | Beware NSFW Reposts
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I've been here for a long while but never have a proper intro so let's get this sorted out.

I am The V Productions. (self-proclaimed) Twitter refugee, mainly dabble in robot drawings. Pleased to make acquintances, hope we all get to know each other as days go by.
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i never posted these here but here are some zelda cdi ganondorfs i did a while back
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Hazuki 🧡
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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🧟‍♀️💘Happy Valentine's Day!💘🧟‍♂️

#art #residentevil
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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「昨日も食べたでしょ?🍩」
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day 💙
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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HEAVEN'S KNUCKLE
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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point final: all of this plays out in the shadow of the all encompassing terror that your dad has a bigger dick than you
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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-somehow being good at racing makes you more desierable to women. the actual process of why is non-existent, as girls do not have character. it is simply so
-once you have your reward of a real girlfriend you spend the entire time thinking about all the men you'd rather be racing instead
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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-true intimacy is only possible between men
-manhood is performed and won by succumbing to the death drive
-the only way to understand another man is to race him
-cars are penises but in a non-judgemental way. you do not need the biggest dick/fastest car. every penis is beautiful
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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-every male character is superficially obsessed with sex
-all the girls are insanely boring and without interiority
-they are constantly drawn half naked but barely look human
-no one actually has sex ever or knows what it is beyond possessing a woman in some abstract way
-mothers don't exist
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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I just don't like the direction Bandai has been taking with their AVGN Master Grades
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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まだqx数減らせるな…しかし何を極めようとしてるんだ…
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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あ け
お め
January 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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💥
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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アーやまの完成絵もアップしておこう
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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ワイヤー入ってるからお座りできるし指させるの
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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のんたらトイレ行ってたらゲームゲノム間に合わなかったヨ…(そのころ 外にいた)
September 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM