Peter’s Spooky Shenanigans
@texaspenguin.bsky.social
Chicagoland knitter (far far burbs). Gaymer. Bear/Panda. Husband. LEGO enthusiast. Pharmacist. Dog dad. Compassionate. MKP. And whatever other words you wanna use to describe me. 🏳️🌈 He/him.
TERFs and MAGAts need not apply.
TERFs and MAGAts need not apply.
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Welcome, new Blueskies. I welcome people who want to be a part of my world. It’s not often pretty, and this account is always SFW.
I still get political text messages from Texas even though I haven’t lived there in almost 20 years.
When a Greg Abbott one shows up, I respond accordingly.
When a Greg Abbott one shows up, I respond accordingly.
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I still get political text messages from Texas even though I haven’t lived there in almost 20 years.
When a Greg Abbott one shows up, I respond accordingly.
When a Greg Abbott one shows up, I respond accordingly.
TIL that Neil Diamond originally wrote two songs that I thought were other artists:
Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon
Red Red Wine
Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon
Red Red Wine
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
TIL that Neil Diamond originally wrote two songs that I thought were other artists:
Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon
Red Red Wine
Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon
Red Red Wine
NGL, I kinda want this CPAP mask even though the connection is in the front instead of on top of the head which I prefer. I just think the mask looks metal AF. 🤣
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 AM
NGL, I kinda want this CPAP mask even though the connection is in the front instead of on top of the head which I prefer. I just think the mask looks metal AF. 🤣
It boggles me that they’re trying to discredit some of the victims’ testimonies in the new file dump. Because they have a history of criminal behavior.
Sorry, but having endured sexual abuse in my adolescence, you wind up so fucked up that crime doesn’t seem so bad.
Sorry, but having endured sexual abuse in my adolescence, you wind up so fucked up that crime doesn’t seem so bad.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It boggles me that they’re trying to discredit some of the victims’ testimonies in the new file dump. Because they have a history of criminal behavior.
Sorry, but having endured sexual abuse in my adolescence, you wind up so fucked up that crime doesn’t seem so bad.
Sorry, but having endured sexual abuse in my adolescence, you wind up so fucked up that crime doesn’t seem so bad.
Target practice. Learning how to draw from holster.
January 23, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Target practice. Learning how to draw from holster.
I’ve been trying to get a playmate for Odyss, but he’s so selectively reactive that it’s difficult to do a meet and greet. The boxer from a former neighbor got his aggressive reaction, but after about 15 min, he was fine.
I’m at the point now where I wanna just tell a rescue that we have no dogs.
I’m at the point now where I wanna just tell a rescue that we have no dogs.
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I’ve been trying to get a playmate for Odyss, but he’s so selectively reactive that it’s difficult to do a meet and greet. The boxer from a former neighbor got his aggressive reaction, but after about 15 min, he was fine.
I’m at the point now where I wanna just tell a rescue that we have no dogs.
I’m at the point now where I wanna just tell a rescue that we have no dogs.
Excuse me, number 11??? 😳
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Excuse me, number 11??? 😳
You know what “compliment” annoys me like crazy?
“This is so good, you should open a restaurant.”
I like to cook, that doesn’t mean I want to be sweating over a stove all day.
“This is so good, you should open a restaurant.”
I like to cook, that doesn’t mean I want to be sweating over a stove all day.
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You know what “compliment” annoys me like crazy?
“This is so good, you should open a restaurant.”
I like to cook, that doesn’t mean I want to be sweating over a stove all day.
“This is so good, you should open a restaurant.”
I like to cook, that doesn’t mean I want to be sweating over a stove all day.
Gym pro-tip, the lighter color your gym bottoms are, the easier it is to see your VPL/bulge/knuckle.
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Gym pro-tip, the lighter color your gym bottoms are, the easier it is to see your VPL/bulge/knuckle.
Just me and a big baby.
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Just me and a big baby.
@cardsagainsthumanity.com makes me absolutely cackle with their descriptions on their Black Friday items:
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@cardsagainsthumanity.com makes me absolutely cackle with their descriptions on their Black Friday items:
Damn, every time I see a picture of Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, it makes me sad that he’s not gay. Total supporter of our community, but he’s one of my biggest straight crushes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Damn, every time I see a picture of Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, it makes me sad that he’s not gay. Total supporter of our community, but he’s one of my biggest straight crushes.
Amazon trying to tell me to reorder bator balm…how often do you think I tug it???
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Amazon trying to tell me to reorder bator balm…how often do you think I tug it???
Goon with the Wind
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
Goon a movie:
Top Goon
Dr. Strangegoon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Goon the Bomb
Vanilla Goon
Top Goon
Dr. Strangegoon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Goon the Bomb
Vanilla Goon
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Goon with the Wind
Every man on this app drop a selfie, now! I mean, if you want. I’m not your real dad.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Every man on this app drop a selfie, now! I mean, if you want. I’m not your real dad.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Nobody will ever convince me that Merry Muthafuckin’ Christmas by Eazy-E isn’t a holiday song.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Nobody will ever convince me that Merry Muthafuckin’ Christmas by Eazy-E isn’t a holiday song.
Always confuses me when a patient insists on getting stuff like Tylenol and Benadryl dispensed as a prescription instead of just buying it over the counter, because they think it’s somehow better than what’s available on the shelf.
(I understand when their insurance pays for it.)
(I understand when their insurance pays for it.)
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Always confuses me when a patient insists on getting stuff like Tylenol and Benadryl dispensed as a prescription instead of just buying it over the counter, because they think it’s somehow better than what’s available on the shelf.
(I understand when their insurance pays for it.)
(I understand when their insurance pays for it.)
Die mad, fascists.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Die mad, fascists.
Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.
I bought advent calendars for the hubs and each of our besties.
I don’t think I’ll be getting one for myself, but I may pick up one for Odyss as well, and he and I can open it together each day, and I’ll revel in his joy.
I don’t think I’ll be getting one for myself, but I may pick up one for Odyss as well, and he and I can open it together each day, and I’ll revel in his joy.
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I bought advent calendars for the hubs and each of our besties.
I don’t think I’ll be getting one for myself, but I may pick up one for Odyss as well, and he and I can open it together each day, and I’ll revel in his joy.
I don’t think I’ll be getting one for myself, but I may pick up one for Odyss as well, and he and I can open it together each day, and I’ll revel in his joy.
Got new AirPods Pro 3 using rewards at work (that only took me 11 years to acquire). Pretty massive upgrade from my first gen AirPods Pro.
The sound improvement alone is nice, let alone the other features.
The sound improvement alone is nice, let alone the other features.
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Got new AirPods Pro 3 using rewards at work (that only took me 11 years to acquire). Pretty massive upgrade from my first gen AirPods Pro.
The sound improvement alone is nice, let alone the other features.
The sound improvement alone is nice, let alone the other features.
Sleep study results in: I have mild sleep apnea.
Them: one thing is always weight loss.
Me: No thanks. I’m actively working on building up muscle in my chest and upper body; I know this is just gonna get even worse.
So anyway, I am now officially a CPAP user.
Them: one thing is always weight loss.
Me: No thanks. I’m actively working on building up muscle in my chest and upper body; I know this is just gonna get even worse.
So anyway, I am now officially a CPAP user.
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sleep study results in: I have mild sleep apnea.
Them: one thing is always weight loss.
Me: No thanks. I’m actively working on building up muscle in my chest and upper body; I know this is just gonna get even worse.
So anyway, I am now officially a CPAP user.
Them: one thing is always weight loss.
Me: No thanks. I’m actively working on building up muscle in my chest and upper body; I know this is just gonna get even worse.
So anyway, I am now officially a CPAP user.
One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.
