Dril Eulenspiegel
@texaninnyc.bsky.social
I could fight a bobcat
I'm gonna put She Will Be Loved on the jukebox just to see what happens. Stay tuned.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm gonna put She Will Be Loved on the jukebox just to see what happens. Stay tuned.
"Oh I'm gonna hang my bag on this hook on the bar. Last night at the Maroon 5 concert, they made us check all our bags to come into the arena."
Literal quote, not a joke.
Literal quote, not a joke.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Oh I'm gonna hang my bag on this hook on the bar. Last night at the Maroon 5 concert, they made us check all our bags to come into the arena."
Literal quote, not a joke.
Literal quote, not a joke.
They also can't have babies anymore cause of yolk.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
They also can't have babies anymore cause of yolk.
That's even weirder to me, cause G5 football is objectively fun to watch no matter what. If you told me most NFL fans need to gamble to enjoy watching every game end 24-21, at least I would understand it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That's even weirder to me, cause G5 football is objectively fun to watch no matter what. If you told me most NFL fans need to gamble to enjoy watching every game end 24-21, at least I would understand it.
In fairness, though, Shaq never raped anyone.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In fairness, though, Shaq never raped anyone.
I'm not even trying to be snarky, I'm genuinely confused by this. Surely most sports fans aren't betting on it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm not even trying to be snarky, I'm genuinely confused by this. Surely most sports fans aren't betting on it.
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frankly insensitive of them to make this a crossing clue with Lea though
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
frankly insensitive of them to make this a crossing clue with Lea though
l just want you to know that I have seen this post and I refuse to engage with it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
l just want you to know that I have seen this post and I refuse to engage with it.
Download Unroll me and it serves the same function as the old tabs did
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Download Unroll me and it serves the same function as the old tabs did
I loved the SWC even if that clown show in Dallas conspired to keep North Texas out of it so they wouldn't have competition for their cocaine-and-cars racket.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I loved the SWC even if that clown show in Dallas conspired to keep North Texas out of it so they wouldn't have competition for their cocaine-and-cars racket.
Sigh.... this is obviously fake, why do we keep doing this
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sigh.... this is obviously fake, why do we keep doing this
I would assume that the pushback would be that a reasonable person would never take anything Donald Trump tweeted seriously.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I would assume that the pushback would be that a reasonable person would never take anything Donald Trump tweeted seriously.
Screw getting us in, I want to upset Alabama.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Screw getting us in, I want to upset Alabama.