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tevistickles.bsky.social
Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️‍🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
If you're waiting in line behind this guy at the ATM, you know he's going to play it like a slot machine and walk away with no money.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This year I'm leaving the tree in storage and only plugging in the cat.
#Caturday
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
John and Yoko never did figure out why thier cats kept disappearing.
#Caturday
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November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Your daily dose of exhibition poultry:

Black silky showgirl bantam
- Originally it was genetically engineered near the Las Vegas Strip.
- They have amazing high kicking abilities.
- The hens tend to live together in tight knit groups and share neck wraps and hair products freely.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Everybody should take it easy on #Caturday
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November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and damn it, people fucking like me.
#Caturday
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November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Chablis went out of style because excessive use led to irreversible chicken palm syndrome in a surprisingly large percentage of the population.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can we stop it with a slut shaming of the colonel?
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don't know who in the hell shaved this cat but they should be marched out into the woods and shot.
#Caturday
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November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The dinosaurs didn't stand a chance... at this point they were praying for an asteroid.
#Caturday
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November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When I was just a boy every summer a fair would come to town and my parents would give us kids a few bucks each and let us walk there unattended. We were thrilled with rides like this and worse. I think they were hoping one or more of us would not make it home.🤷
#kidsareexpensive
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#Caturday Caution Cup ⚠
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November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#Caturday Boundaries.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Good morning everybody!!
I guess it's time to reevaluate and update my goals yet again. I did pretty good in the first two quarters of the year though.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Sweet dreams everybody!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
And here we see the young police car, hunting for the first time without its mother.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In redneck North Dakota apparently people in the community feel the need to keep who they are on the down low.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I only would have known about this sooner.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I didn't see any but they probably do. I hear the vegetarian beef is pretty good.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Okay I'm leaving for Costco now. It was nice getting to know all of you. Thank you for all your thoughtful interactions! ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's like the people who make these videos are spying on me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Every Wabbit Was Kung Fu Fighting.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM