Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
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Chablis went out of style because excessive use led to irreversible chicken palm syndrome in a surprisingly large percentage of the population.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Chablis went out of style because excessive use led to irreversible chicken palm syndrome in a surprisingly large percentage of the population.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When I was just a boy every summer a fair would come to town and my parents would give us kids a few bucks each and let us walk there unattended. We were thrilled with rides like this and worse. I think they were hoping one or more of us would not make it home.🤷
#kidsareexpensive
#kidsareexpensive
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When I was just a boy every summer a fair would come to town and my parents would give us kids a few bucks each and let us walk there unattended. We were thrilled with rides like this and worse. I think they were hoping one or more of us would not make it home.🤷
#kidsareexpensive
#kidsareexpensive
Good morning everybody!!
I guess it's time to reevaluate and update my goals yet again. I did pretty good in the first two quarters of the year though.
I guess it's time to reevaluate and update my goals yet again. I did pretty good in the first two quarters of the year though.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Good morning everybody!!
I guess it's time to reevaluate and update my goals yet again. I did pretty good in the first two quarters of the year though.
I guess it's time to reevaluate and update my goals yet again. I did pretty good in the first two quarters of the year though.
Sweet dreams everybody!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Sweet dreams everybody!!
And here we see the young police car, hunting for the first time without its mother.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
And here we see the young police car, hunting for the first time without its mother.
In redneck North Dakota apparently people in the community feel the need to keep who they are on the down low.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In redneck North Dakota apparently people in the community feel the need to keep who they are on the down low.
If I only would have known about this sooner.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If I only would have known about this sooner.
I made it home from Costco in one piece. I'm okay. My debit card however had to bend over and take one for the team. I will say I was almost murdered in the beef Department by the prices alone.
a man in a white shirt is running from a bull in a fenced in area
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November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I made it home from Costco in one piece. I'm okay. My debit card however had to bend over and take one for the team. I will say I was almost murdered in the beef Department by the prices alone.
Okay I'm leaving for Costco now. It was nice getting to know all of you. Thank you for all your thoughtful interactions! ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay I'm leaving for Costco now. It was nice getting to know all of you. Thank you for all your thoughtful interactions! ❤️
It's like the people who make these videos are spying on me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's like the people who make these videos are spying on me.
Since I skipped Costco on the day before Thanksgiving do you think the crowds will be any better on Black Friday?
a crowd of people are dancing in a room
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November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Since I skipped Costco on the day before Thanksgiving do you think the crowds will be any better on Black Friday?
Every Wabbit Was Kung Fu Fighting.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Every Wabbit Was Kung Fu Fighting.
Family Fun Time with balloons.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Family Fun Time with balloons.
Good morning everybody!!
Take a friend for a walk in the park, it will reduce your stress and strengthen your bonds.
Take a friend for a walk in the park, it will reduce your stress and strengthen your bonds.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Good morning everybody!!
Take a friend for a walk in the park, it will reduce your stress and strengthen your bonds.
Take a friend for a walk in the park, it will reduce your stress and strengthen your bonds.
Now that we murdered all the turkeys it's time to move on.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Now that we murdered all the turkeys it's time to move on.
This is an excerpt from a speech that Ronald Reagan allegedly gave at the Bohemian Grove.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is an excerpt from a speech that Ronald Reagan allegedly gave at the Bohemian Grove.
Lazy glasses for horizontal TV Watchers give a Jar Jar Binks vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Lazy glasses for horizontal TV Watchers give a Jar Jar Binks vibe.
When thawing your turkey out it's always best to sequester the eggs in a securely closed refrigerator.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When thawing your turkey out it's always best to sequester the eggs in a securely closed refrigerator.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!
I don't know why but it's always been like this. My dad had the same effect on people.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't know why but it's always been like this. My dad had the same effect on people.