Matt
@tesel8s.bsky.social
Stewman in an ether factory. He/they. Los Angeles adjacent.
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Matt
@tesel8s.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Online: tesel8s/tesel8me/“tes”
My friends call me: Matt
By day: scientist/chemist/pharma safety and mfg
Hobbies: science projects/exhibits, photography, “Making”, cooking
Pronouns: he/they
Identity: out queer, GNC, sub. Married, ENM.
My friends call me: Matt
By day: scientist/chemist/pharma safety and mfg
Hobbies: science projects/exhibits, photography, “Making”, cooking
Pronouns: he/they
Identity: out queer, GNC, sub. Married, ENM.
I’m pretty good at making my own homebrew masala chai, but I’m also open to shortcut hacks. Halfway between chai and earl grey, this is a good alternative:
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m pretty good at making my own homebrew masala chai, but I’m also open to shortcut hacks. Halfway between chai and earl grey, this is a good alternative:
I don’t necessarily disagree with @captmarkkelly.bsky.social on this point, but I don’t think Trump cares if you’re green as Gazoo if your rich, powerful, “a winner”, or “high IQ”. I think a more apt synonym for 3rd world is “poor”.
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I don’t necessarily disagree with @captmarkkelly.bsky.social on this point, but I don’t think Trump cares if you’re green as Gazoo if your rich, powerful, “a winner”, or “high IQ”. I think a more apt synonym for 3rd world is “poor”.
Did I just see an elderly woman dutifully scan all her items into the self checkout and walk out without completing payment? No I didn’t, and neither did you.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Did I just see an elderly woman dutifully scan all her items into the self checkout and walk out without completing payment? No I didn’t, and neither did you.
“Palpatine and Anakin are Dead”
(To be fair, I had no idea he was involved in the screenplay for Brazil, or any of dozens of other credits, because I am an illiterate cretin)
(To be fair, I had no idea he was involved in the screenplay for Brazil, or any of dozens of other credits, because I am an illiterate cretin)
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Palpatine and Anakin are Dead”
(To be fair, I had no idea he was involved in the screenplay for Brazil, or any of dozens of other credits, because I am an illiterate cretin)
(To be fair, I had no idea he was involved in the screenplay for Brazil, or any of dozens of other credits, because I am an illiterate cretin)
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Idk but it works wonders when you’re awake.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Idk but it works wonders when you’re awake.
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Fun bonus fact: magical thinking about science and sexuality is actually the number one underlying cause of huge problems in most people’s lives 🤗
#SexWorkIsWork #DecrimNow #GetTested
#SexWorkIsWork #DecrimNow #GetTested
November 25, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Fun bonus fact: magical thinking about science and sexuality is actually the number one underlying cause of huge problems in most people’s lives 🤗
#SexWorkIsWork #DecrimNow #GetTested
#SexWorkIsWork #DecrimNow #GetTested
I’m the monster at the end of this book. (1/2)
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m the monster at the end of this book. (1/2)
Starting my elements around the USA tour with Sb!
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Starting my elements around the USA tour with Sb!
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Customer: “I completed the order but missed adding two things. How do I add them?”
Me: “if you completed the order, short answer is, there’s nothing we can do”
Customer: “ok… what’s the long answer?”
Me: “if you completed the order, short answer is, there’s nothing we can do”
Customer: “ok… what’s the long answer?”
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Customer: “I completed the order but missed adding two things. How do I add them?”
Me: “if you completed the order, short answer is, there’s nothing we can do”
Customer: “ok… what’s the long answer?”
Me: “if you completed the order, short answer is, there’s nothing we can do”
Customer: “ok… what’s the long answer?”
Altman: I’ve lost an electron here somewhere.
Interviewer: are you sure?
Altman: I’m positive.
Interviewer: are you sure?
Altman: I’m positive.
Mr. Altman, I'm selling electrons at 100 electrons per 1¢. This is an amazing deal. It's a limited-time offer so act now!
These are not serious people.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Altman: I’ve lost an electron here somewhere.
Interviewer: are you sure?
Altman: I’m positive.
Interviewer: are you sure?
Altman: I’m positive.
Cultural footnote: I grew up in a time where it was unacceptable for men to hit women but not vice versa. It’s never ok to use violence. But deep in my mind, the only correct response to what Trump did comes from the Muppet Show: hiii-yahhh. youtu.be/u4TFedidkpk?...
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Cultural footnote: I grew up in a time where it was unacceptable for men to hit women but not vice versa. It’s never ok to use violence. But deep in my mind, the only correct response to what Trump did comes from the Muppet Show: hiii-yahhh. youtu.be/u4TFedidkpk?...
I enjoyed this video, despite its pretty minor mistakes, but man, the pace is just way too fast to absorb. That said, I’m happy to see a science video not just steal an existing script: hers is a genuinely new presentation of the concepts. youtu.be/BUV8XYaZ4EU?...
Our Insane Atomic Journey: How Did We Get Here?
YouTube video by The Vintage Space
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I enjoyed this video, despite its pretty minor mistakes, but man, the pace is just way too fast to absorb. That said, I’m happy to see a science video not just steal an existing script: hers is a genuinely new presentation of the concepts. youtu.be/BUV8XYaZ4EU?...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
I tried subtly asking my father in law, to no avail, if living through watergate and all was like this. Because all this *points around* seems just full blast bananapants.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I tried subtly asking my father in law, to no avail, if living through watergate and all was like this. Because all this *points around* seems just full blast bananapants.
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The greatest mistake the Muppets ever made was making the Chef Swedish
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP
LOS ANGELES ANPAFP Honkballer Shohei Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers is voor de vierde keer uitgeroepen tot meest waardevolle speler MVP in zijn divisie van de MLB. Het was de tweede keer op rij dat de 31jarige Japanner werd gekozen tot MVP van de National League. Eerder kreeg hij als speler van Los Angeles Angels twee keer de prijs in de American League.
www.rtl.nl
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The greatest mistake the Muppets ever made was making the Chef Swedish
Jokes aside, I really enjoyed death by lightning.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jokes aside, I really enjoyed death by lightning.
The “christian nation” folks thinking is defective, there never has been “one” path to righteousness and it’s not as simple as being a jesus believer. 🧵
What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The “christian nation” folks thinking is defective, there never has been “one” path to righteousness and it’s not as simple as being a jesus believer. 🧵
Every time he claims inflation is down, problems are a democrat hoax, it’s a democrat shutdown, this song plays in my head.
If Trump is running out of songs to license for his rallies, perhaps I can suggest Brandi Carlisle’s “That Wasn’t Me” m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNmo...
Brandi Carlile - That Wasn't Me (Video)
YouTube video by BrandiCarlileVEVO
m.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Every time he claims inflation is down, problems are a democrat hoax, it’s a democrat shutdown, this song plays in my head.
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$2,000 "tariff dividend"
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
$2,000 "tariff dividend"
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Here’s to hoping NNN has lost its traction this year.
It’s such a slog each year watching people defend toxic poisonous anti science beliefs as “just fetish play.” As though No Fap and NNN were just a sex positive kink community. Instead of grifters and predators hijacking the shame of young men.
It’s such a slog each year watching people defend toxic poisonous anti science beliefs as “just fetish play.” As though No Fap and NNN were just a sex positive kink community. Instead of grifters and predators hijacking the shame of young men.
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Here’s to hoping NNN has lost its traction this year.
It’s such a slog each year watching people defend toxic poisonous anti science beliefs as “just fetish play.” As though No Fap and NNN were just a sex positive kink community. Instead of grifters and predators hijacking the shame of young men.
It’s such a slog each year watching people defend toxic poisonous anti science beliefs as “just fetish play.” As though No Fap and NNN were just a sex positive kink community. Instead of grifters and predators hijacking the shame of young men.
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Just a reminder that you dont have to do anything you dont want to do.
No Nut November is just an idea. If you want to cum on your own or with someone else, you can!
Pleasure is Powerful and Healing.
Prioritize Pleasure.
No Nut November is just an idea. If you want to cum on your own or with someone else, you can!
Pleasure is Powerful and Healing.
Prioritize Pleasure.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just a reminder that you dont have to do anything you dont want to do.
No Nut November is just an idea. If you want to cum on your own or with someone else, you can!
Pleasure is Powerful and Healing.
Prioritize Pleasure.
No Nut November is just an idea. If you want to cum on your own or with someone else, you can!
Pleasure is Powerful and Healing.
Prioritize Pleasure.
So hold that piss inside bro! Real men don’t just piss everywhere! They ✨recirculate✨ that piss so they can get swoll and get women to respect their manly hetero desires.
Abstain. Refrain. Break the piss cycle.
#NoPissNovember
Abstain. Refrain. Break the piss cycle.
#NoPissNovember
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Man, we’re just speedrunning the gilded age part 2 (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilded_... , not the hbo show) cause people care more about “social issues” like don’t let illegals live rather than, like, not starving or dying themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Man, we’re just speedrunning the gilded age part 2 (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilded_... , not the hbo show) cause people care more about “social issues” like don’t let illegals live rather than, like, not starving or dying themselves.