Matt
@tesel8s.bsky.social
Stewman in an ether factory. He/they. Los Angeles adjacent.
I’m pretty good at making my own homebrew masala chai, but I’m also open to shortcut hacks. Halfway between chai and earl grey, this is a good alternative:
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m pretty good at making my own homebrew masala chai, but I’m also open to shortcut hacks. Halfway between chai and earl grey, this is a good alternative:
I feel like Brazil finally makes sense now that I’ve learned this fact.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I feel like Brazil finally makes sense now that I’ve learned this fact.
Idk but it works wonders when you’re awake.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Idk but it works wonders when you’re awake.
I’m the monster at the end of this book (2/2)
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I’m the monster at the end of this book (2/2)
I’m the monster at the end of this book. (1/2)
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m the monster at the end of this book. (1/2)
Starting my elements around the USA tour with Sb!
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Starting my elements around the USA tour with Sb!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
90% of what I do at work could probably be replaced with the dipping bird toy. It’s the other 10% that I imagine is why they don’t fire me.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
90% of what I do at work could probably be replaced with the dipping bird toy. It’s the other 10% that I imagine is why they don’t fire me.
Breakfast with a side of…
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Breakfast with a side of…
GenX bitching so long…
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
GenX bitching so long…
That feeling when you visit the Cabazon Dinosaurs and you worry that reality is glitching. Wait a minute: how many toes on a brontosaurus?
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
That feeling when you visit the Cabazon Dinosaurs and you worry that reality is glitching. Wait a minute: how many toes on a brontosaurus?
AirPods Pro 3 draft design
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
AirPods Pro 3 draft design
...as a kid my first question is "how does the tide get big on the other side of the planet if the moon pulls the water up?" Not all teachers are prepared for questions like that, and it calls into question how the first tidal scientist figured out the correlation with inexact causation. 2/2
September 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
...as a kid my first question is "how does the tide get big on the other side of the planet if the moon pulls the water up?" Not all teachers are prepared for questions like that, and it calls into question how the first tidal scientist figured out the correlation with inexact causation. 2/2
Things you don’t see on Reddit at the same time
August 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Things you don’t see on Reddit at the same time
Futa/furry porn? Reddit ad? How long till cognitive dissonance kicks in?
August 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Futa/furry porn? Reddit ad? How long till cognitive dissonance kicks in?
Young chemist me, with my flavorist mentor:
August 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Young chemist me, with my flavorist mentor:
No cheating post your lock screen.
(Mine is my latest happy place, Big Rock Candy Mountain in Sevier, UT. Pic from virtual “where’s Waldo” style email flyer from resort)
(Mine is my latest happy place, Big Rock Candy Mountain in Sevier, UT. Pic from virtual “where’s Waldo” style email flyer from resort)
July 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
No cheating post your lock screen.
(Mine is my latest happy place, Big Rock Candy Mountain in Sevier, UT. Pic from virtual “where’s Waldo” style email flyer from resort)
(Mine is my latest happy place, Big Rock Candy Mountain in Sevier, UT. Pic from virtual “where’s Waldo” style email flyer from resort)
You see, his people believe that hot dogs should come from Coney Island, and pizza should be deep dish, while MY people…
June 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You see, his people believe that hot dogs should come from Coney Island, and pizza should be deep dish, while MY people…