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i never heard a bone snap irl

until tonight. rip that mans ankle
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
someone remind me which pick swap we have with the bucks 👹👹
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
pretty sure malik monk could kill as person by looking at them
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
happy cyber monday! i invite all of you to join me in celebration while we cancel the orders we made yesterday so we can repurchase and get the better deal they launched today. happy holidays!
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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the only thing worse than watching the blazers lose is having to hear about how great the one player on the team to defend genocide is during the post-game
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
someone please tell me where i can redeem all my moral victory tickets
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
deni putting up and insane triple double and bricking clutch free throws is so brutal jesus
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It’s like watching housewives-of scream at each other. You know no one is right, but man, I cannot look away.
this grifter on grifter violence is something else
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this grifter on grifter violence is something else
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
THEY DOUBLED THE PRICE OF THE MATINEE POPCORN
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
someone give me a cool job thanks in advance
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Really Joker making stuff in here.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
me refusing to call limited-character posts anything other than “tweets” is the millennial version of boomers calling all video games “nintendo”
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hey nba fans if your team sucks shit this year you could always get into hockey
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
you gotta be kidding me lmao
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the portland trailblazers have an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
to understand terence the person you must recognize that every day i wake up and make a french omelette with american cheese
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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NBA Cup West Group C goes through Portland.

Here are the standings (with point differential)
Blazers 2-1 -18
Nuggets 2-1 +26
Spurs 1-1 +10
Rockets 1-2 +10
Warriors 1-2 -28

Blazers win vs. the Spurs next Wednesday in Portland and they’re in. They own the tiebreaker against the Nuggets due to h2h.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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BLAZERS BACK
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Italian pasta dishes are so funny when you translate them into English

“Our pastas? Certainly ma’am. We have sailor, woodsman, whore, and Fred”
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
put lamar in charge of everything
Put Lamar in charge of challenges
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i will say that while on one hand i am very susceptible to finding ways to procrastinate on the other hand i believe having an amazon truck run into my house should allow me to scroll for two hours instead of scraping paint and peeling wallpaper right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
my apologies but lamelo ball is the complete antithesis of my understanding of “good basketball”
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
casinos have max bets in place at tables to prevent people from continually doubling down on poor decisions. perhaps we should institute these same guardrails on nba team management
The Pelicans should trade for Lamelo. Just double down on all this with the upside of a 5% chance of being must watch TV every night
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i can not live a holy life when kendrick perkins still exists on this mortal plane
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM