The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
@paintnpdx.bsky.social
Downtown Pdx florist. Going Floral Blog Hubby/Dad Science/Skepticism Blazers/Raiders/Aces. No. 1 reply guy posting too much shit. Black Lives Matter (he/him)
Pinned
Repeating my request that @trailblazers.bsky.social make the video and audio from this clip into the intro for every tv and radio broadcast until we have another championship to celebrate.
Just turned the game on. Why is a Detroit screaming about every foul when they’re hacking the hell out of us?
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just turned the game on. Why is a Detroit screaming about every foul when they’re hacking the hell out of us?
Delivering stuff to peoples door once in a while gets a little weird. Customer came to the door and said “Hey come on in lunch is almost ready!”
Must’ve been expecting company they haven’t met before? I’m like thanks but I’m just here with your poinsettia. Make sure it gets plenty of water. 💀
Must’ve been expecting company they haven’t met before? I’m like thanks but I’m just here with your poinsettia. Make sure it gets plenty of water. 💀
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Delivering stuff to peoples door once in a while gets a little weird. Customer came to the door and said “Hey come on in lunch is almost ready!”
Must’ve been expecting company they haven’t met before? I’m like thanks but I’m just here with your poinsettia. Make sure it gets plenty of water. 💀
Must’ve been expecting company they haven’t met before? I’m like thanks but I’m just here with your poinsettia. Make sure it gets plenty of water. 💀
These things always tend to shift around as the time nears, but the last couple days models have really panted the bulls eye right on Oregon for next week’s AR event. This map is showing up to 500% of the normal amount of precipitable water pointing directly over Oregon next week.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
These things always tend to shift around as the time nears, but the last couple days models have really panted the bulls eye right on Oregon for next week’s AR event. This map is showing up to 500% of the normal amount of precipitable water pointing directly over Oregon next week.
John Cena, Folks. Amiright 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
John Cena, Folks. Amiright 🤣
Reposted by The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
Recording a pod tomorrow, let me know your questions about the Remix season.
Nice game from Yang Hansen in the loss, doing a little of everything. His vision continues to impress, a very willing passer, and he was surprisingly vocal on the defensive end. While some impress in the G League by sheer force of will, Yang has been letting the game come to him.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Recording a pod tomorrow, let me know your questions about the Remix season.
Reposted by The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
How many points did the no-Steph/no-Jimmy Warriors score in the first quarter?
two men sitting in a crowd holding a sign that says gatorade 10
ALT: two men sitting in a crowd holding a sign that says gatorade 10
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
How many points did the no-Steph/no-Jimmy Warriors score in the first quarter?
Some folks get annoyed by new terms that are used to describe weather phenomenon. Bomb cyclone. Land spout. Thunder snow. Atmospheric river are all semi-recent vernacular as in they came into popular use within the past 20 years or so.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some folks get annoyed by new terms that are used to describe weather phenomenon. Bomb cyclone. Land spout. Thunder snow. Atmospheric river are all semi-recent vernacular as in they came into popular use within the past 20 years or so.
Had a run into. Northern Clark County so I did the thing.
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Had a run into. Northern Clark County so I did the thing.
Cash me processing ilex berry how how dah?
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Cash me processing ilex berry how how dah?
Today through December 15th sunset in Portland occurs at 4:27 pm. The next time sunset occurs after 4:30 is December 23rd. January 20th for 5:00 pm. Hit those vitamin D supplements, folks.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today through December 15th sunset in Portland occurs at 4:27 pm. The next time sunset occurs after 4:30 is December 23rd. January 20th for 5:00 pm. Hit those vitamin D supplements, folks.
Chris Paul for Giannis Antetokounmpo. Who says no?
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Chris Paul for Giannis Antetokounmpo. Who says no?
Hate these road b2b. Scheduled L.
Three additions to the Blazers injury report for tonight in Cleveland: Deni Avdija is questionable with a left ankle sprain, Donovan Clingan is questionable with a left lower leg contusion, and Kris Murray is questionable with a left hip contusion.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hate these road b2b. Scheduled L.
Blazer Fans: Do you want us to make room for a third (fourth??) hall of fame point guard to join the roster? Should Chris Paul retire a Blazer? I’ll take my answer off the air. *click*
Statement from Clippers basketball president Lawrence Frank:
We are parting ways with Chris and he will no longer be with the team. We will work with him on the next step of his career.
We are parting ways with Chris and he will no longer be with the team. We will work with him on the next step of his career.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Blazer Fans: Do you want us to make room for a third (fourth??) hall of fame point guard to join the roster? Should Chris Paul retire a Blazer? I’ll take my answer off the air. *click*
Reposted by The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
Remix beat the San Diego Clippers so bad they cut Chris Paul
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Remix beat the San Diego Clippers so bad they cut Chris Paul
Reposted by The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Slow start to winter for Western US mountainous regions. Snowpack is vital to water resources. Excluding Southern Sierra Nevadas little to no snow cover yet. Red ares are <50% of normal as of December 2. There are some hints that things may pick up around mid-late December. For now it’s wait & see.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Slow start to winter for Western US mountainous regions. Snowpack is vital to water resources. Excluding Southern Sierra Nevadas little to no snow cover yet. Red ares are <50% of normal as of December 2. There are some hints that things may pick up around mid-late December. For now it’s wait & see.
Reposted by The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
@ripcityremix.bsky.social home opener tonight at 6pm at the Chiles Center. Shout out to family friendly low stress basketball. Get right up close to the floor for half the cost of a tank of gas and FREE PARKING www.tixr.com/amp/5b3j3d/1...
www.tixr.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@ripcityremix.bsky.social home opener tonight at 6pm at the Chiles Center. Shout out to family friendly low stress basketball. Get right up close to the floor for half the cost of a tank of gas and FREE PARKING www.tixr.com/amp/5b3j3d/1...
This segment on the nyt book gift guide podcast from Sunday was really funny. The Lore of Ships anyone? @cbergin.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This segment on the nyt book gift guide podcast from Sunday was really funny. The Lore of Ships anyone? @cbergin.bsky.social
Happy Birthday wishes to the one and only @hecubus01.bsky.social
Hope you have a great day filled with cheer and loved ones and many more to come. 🎂 🎉 🎈
Hope you have a great day filled with cheer and loved ones and many more to come. 🎂 🎉 🎈
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Birthday wishes to the one and only @hecubus01.bsky.social
Hope you have a great day filled with cheer and loved ones and many more to come. 🎂 🎉 🎈
Hope you have a great day filled with cheer and loved ones and many more to come. 🎂 🎉 🎈
You’re down by six you gotta make something happen on defense not just trade buckets with the mvp. Trap? Force the ball out of his hands.
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You’re down by six you gotta make something happen on defense not just trade buckets with the mvp. Trap? Force the ball out of his hands.
We need someone in there that isn’t gassed and can hit a three. Is Channing Frye in attendance?
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We need someone in there that isn’t gassed and can hit a three. Is Channing Frye in attendance?
Hell yea!
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hell yea!
Ugh. Shot goes up. No one runs back. Are we awake?
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ugh. Shot goes up. No one runs back. Are we awake?
My biggest basketball pet peeve is players yelling and-one when the initial shot doesn’t even go in.
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My biggest basketball pet peeve is players yelling and-one when the initial shot doesn’t even go in.