Temple Phoenix
@templephoenix.bsky.social
Comics, videogames, toys, TTRPGs, Greek myth shenanigans, random geekery and friendly vibes
Wishlist (I can dream): http://amzn.eu/5ah6On0
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Wishlist (I can dream): http://amzn.eu/5ah6On0
My Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/templephoenix
Less than three hours of work today, work Christmas outing tomorrow and then I'm free, FREEEEEEEEE
🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄
🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Less than three hours of work today, work Christmas outing tomorrow and then I'm free, FREEEEEEEEE
🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄
🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄❄️🎄
Wow, Larian built up so much goodwill from Baldur's Gate 3; now NOTHING can stop them from carrying all that goodwill over to their own franchise
Larian's boss:
Larian's boss:
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wow, Larian built up so much goodwill from Baldur's Gate 3; now NOTHING can stop them from carrying all that goodwill over to their own franchise
Larian's boss:
Larian's boss:
The final @blpublishing.bsky.social Tales of the Weird for the year came with this adorable wooden decoration 😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The final @blpublishing.bsky.social Tales of the Weird for the year came with this adorable wooden decoration 😭😭😭
Jason Statham IS Jake Yulelog, a top ex-assassin forced to become a shopping centre Father Christmas when he runs out of beer money
He's making a FIST, he's wrecking it NICE
IN
CHRISTMAS PUNCH
in cinemas this holiday season
He's making a FIST, he's wrecking it NICE
IN
CHRISTMAS PUNCH
in cinemas this holiday season
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Jason Statham IS Jake Yulelog, a top ex-assassin forced to become a shopping centre Father Christmas when he runs out of beer money
He's making a FIST, he's wrecking it NICE
IN
CHRISTMAS PUNCH
in cinemas this holiday season
He's making a FIST, he's wrecking it NICE
IN
CHRISTMAS PUNCH
in cinemas this holiday season
Hooboy, the first Heroes Reborn Epic Collection
I can't help but notice that they haven't started with Captain America because they're COWARDS
I can't help but notice that they haven't started with Captain America because they're COWARDS
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hooboy, the first Heroes Reborn Epic Collection
I can't help but notice that they haven't started with Captain America because they're COWARDS
I can't help but notice that they haven't started with Captain America because they're COWARDS
That's the fifth creator I've peaced out from this year despite having watched their videos for ages because they thought that 2025 was a great year to START getting big into a certain magic-related franchise
*Buckwild* life choices tbh
*Buckwild* life choices tbh
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That's the fifth creator I've peaced out from this year despite having watched their videos for ages because they thought that 2025 was a great year to START getting big into a certain magic-related franchise
*Buckwild* life choices tbh
*Buckwild* life choices tbh
A long island iced tea can be a festive drink if you believe hard enough
Happy weekend, friendos! 🎉🎉🎉
Happy weekend, friendos! 🎉🎉🎉
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A long island iced tea can be a festive drink if you believe hard enough
Happy weekend, friendos! 🎉🎉🎉
Happy weekend, friendos! 🎉🎉🎉
Oh dang, my fancylad Malazan editions from @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social arrived
They're so beautiful 😭😭😭
They're so beautiful 😭😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh dang, my fancylad Malazan editions from @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social arrived
They're so beautiful 😭😭😭
They're so beautiful 😭😭😭
School Counsellor: What job would you be doing if you could pick anything in the world?
Me:
Me:
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
School Counsellor: What job would you be doing if you could pick anything in the world?
Me:
Me:
Looks like once again I am that most reprehensible of things... a gamer 😔
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Looks like once again I am that most reprehensible of things... a gamer 😔
*sits (lightning) bolt upright*
NEW PERCY JACKSON DAY
NEW PERCY JACKSON DAY
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
*sits (lightning) bolt upright*
NEW PERCY JACKSON DAY
NEW PERCY JACKSON DAY
Once again, this only makes sense if you think the point of making a travel enquiry is just to get a response rather than to get, y'know, accurate and helpful information
It's always merely the shape of the thing rather than the thing itself, that's all it can do
It's always merely the shape of the thing rather than the thing itself, that's all it can do
Imagine all human staff were hired with such a disclaimer?
“They’re untrained, so may not get it right. Soz”
“They’re untrained, so may not get it right. Soz”
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Once again, this only makes sense if you think the point of making a travel enquiry is just to get a response rather than to get, y'know, accurate and helpful information
It's always merely the shape of the thing rather than the thing itself, that's all it can do
It's always merely the shape of the thing rather than the thing itself, that's all it can do
Call me cringe if you like but
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Call me cringe if you like but
Put up the tree, turned away for one second and
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Put up the tree, turned away for one second and
We're doing a Call of Cthulhu LARP tonight and no idea what's in store but we're about to head off to a big fancy house for a will reading WHICH I'M SURE WILL GO FINE
If I never post again, please believe that I died as I lived - screaming incoherently
If I never post again, please believe that I died as I lived - screaming incoherently
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We're doing a Call of Cthulhu LARP tonight and no idea what's in store but we're about to head off to a big fancy house for a will reading WHICH I'M SURE WILL GO FINE
If I never post again, please believe that I died as I lived - screaming incoherently
If I never post again, please believe that I died as I lived - screaming incoherently
Funny how the majority of Netflix's shows are apparently so financially unsuccessful that they have to be cancelled after one or two seasons and yet they have so much money to splash around that they can afford to swallow rival media empires whole
I mean not funny haha but
I mean not funny haha but
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Funny how the majority of Netflix's shows are apparently so financially unsuccessful that they have to be cancelled after one or two seasons and yet they have so much money to splash around that they can afford to swallow rival media empires whole
I mean not funny haha but
I mean not funny haha but
Me 12 years ago: These Epic Collections sound neat; I think I'll get them all even though this'll probably fizzle out like all their previous archival efforts
Me now, about to start my fourth bookcase: hahaha WHOOPS
Me now, about to start my fourth bookcase: hahaha WHOOPS
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me 12 years ago: These Epic Collections sound neat; I think I'll get them all even though this'll probably fizzle out like all their previous archival efforts
Me now, about to start my fourth bookcase: hahaha WHOOPS
Me now, about to start my fourth bookcase: hahaha WHOOPS
Sure, no, that's fine; I didn't need any of the sofa
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sure, no, that's fine; I didn't need any of the sofa
No, YOU'RE having an enormous Christmas dinner-filled Yorkshire wrap for lunch
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
No, YOU'RE having an enormous Christmas dinner-filled Yorkshire wrap for lunch
Today's Moomin Tea: Burst of Happiness (grapefruit and aloe vera)
Today's Moomin Quote: "You foolish little beast." (Snufkin)
Today's Moomin Quote: "You foolish little beast." (Snufkin)
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Today's Moomin Tea: Burst of Happiness (grapefruit and aloe vera)
Today's Moomin Quote: "You foolish little beast." (Snufkin)
Today's Moomin Quote: "You foolish little beast." (Snufkin)
As someone spendin' Christmas alone, I'm genuinely slightly tempted to book a stay in a nice hotel somewhere for those few days this year 🤔🤔🤔
Maybe not... but MAYBE
Maybe not... but MAYBE
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As someone spendin' Christmas alone, I'm genuinely slightly tempted to book a stay in a nice hotel somewhere for those few days this year 🤔🤔🤔
Maybe not... but MAYBE
Maybe not... but MAYBE
"If 2027 minutes of Stranger Things stands between you and the new season, why not get Google AI to summarize so you can get right to the new episodes?"
But then why would you even want to watch the n... I don't even... wh...
THIS IS STUFF NOBODY WANTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST
But then why would you even want to watch the n... I don't even... wh...
THIS IS STUFF NOBODY WANTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"If 2027 minutes of Stranger Things stands between you and the new season, why not get Google AI to summarize so you can get right to the new episodes?"
But then why would you even want to watch the n... I don't even... wh...
THIS IS STUFF NOBODY WANTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST
But then why would you even want to watch the n... I don't even... wh...
THIS IS STUFF NOBODY WANTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST
Yōtei isn't as emotionally swingy as Tsushima was - it's more of a consistent dramatic tone - but imo does a better job of letting you earn that 'unstoppable badass' feeling
In the last act now!
In the last act now!
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yōtei isn't as emotionally swingy as Tsushima was - it's more of a consistent dramatic tone - but imo does a better job of letting you earn that 'unstoppable badass' feeling
In the last act now!
In the last act now!
Turning in after another excellent - and surprisingly hectic - Minicon. Lovely to see y'all even if it was only for a couple of minutes! ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Turning in after another excellent - and surprisingly hectic - Minicon. Lovely to see y'all even if it was only for a couple of minutes! ❤️
