Temple of Fear(nix)
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Oof, this is similar to the argument that weirdos here use against having minimum food standards - "well the market will just allow the quality ones to shine!"

Listen, I don't want to have to check through a dozen jars of sawdust and woodlouse shells every time I want to buy some peanut butter, pal
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There was a bunch of merch but it was all, like... sensible? Like stuff that we, the target kid audience, might actually want, like lunchboxes and watches and so on. This is just... a brand slapped on a thing for the sake of it and aimed at nobody
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Athena: Dad, when will you learn - every time you reveal one of your demigod kids you end up having to protect them from your wife

Zeus: Well it's like I always say; a child should be seen and not Hera'd

Athena: ...get out
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ZEUS: You know, I don't think I like Pan
HERMES: Why not?
ZEUS: He keeps using humour to make me look ridiculous
HERMES: Oh, that's just satyr
ZEUS: ...get out
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Friend: You're quiet; thinking deep thoughts?

Me, Thinking: The Wario of Mr. Pringles would be called Mr. bringles and you would very much want to stop once you popped
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It's incredible that this finally exists 😭😭😭

It genuinely feels like an era-specific piece of design in the way that a modern pastiche wouldn't have been able to capture
Missing Link Arcee (the prototype version) as a car... of the FUTURE Missing Link Arcee (the prototype version) fightin' and sassin'
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WHO THE HECK IS HITTING UP MY WISHLIST IN OCTOBER???

(seriously, which of you was it - there's no note attached and I would very much like to thank you, whoever you are)
A surprise copy of Ghost of Yōtei that just turned up
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See, there we go; Loki spins right out of Endgame and opens up all the multiverse stuff that follows right from the start, while WandaVision is a little way into the aftermath but before anybody's got their shit back together
The 2023 entry of the Marvel timeline, showing Avengers: Endgame, season one of Loki and WandaVision
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The thing about being moderately online is that I only ever learn about YouTubers when they do something unbelievably heinous; whenever I look they always have 50 million subscribers and thousands of comments saying "noooo not Squigglyfloop, he was my entire childhood" and I'm like
it is me, the confused Pikachu
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TBH I think AM&tW works either way around, although this way makes the post-credits a "wtf just happened" rather than an "oh no"

So mixed results for doing a chronological pre-Endgame run, although I'm expecting the post-EG stuff to be more drastically and positively affected by shuffling it around
The 2018 entry of the official Marvel timeline showing The Punisher season 2, Jessica Jones season 3, Ant-Man and the Wasp and Avengers: Infinity War
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Thought the Rapture was happening but it was just me standing up too quickly while not being in my twenties, false alarm everybody
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I hate to damage my image as the community's foremost Diaclone-not-carer, but I have to admit this guy is pretty cool
Missing Link Cordon as one of those rocket-powered police cars we've all heard about Missing Link Cordon as - holy shit - ge was one of those Transformers all along
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This was waiting for me when I got back home yesterday and if you're wondering why your favourite obscure character isn't statted up, I want you to know that it's because I *personally* made sure that those pages were used to include all the members of A-Next instead

You're WELCOME.
The Avengers expansion sourcebook for the Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Game/TTRPG
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"I asked ChatGPT-" yeah well I asked Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone and they said to sneak around the sleeping goblin, turn to 280
To draw your sword and attack, turn to 112
To Test your LUCK, turn to 309
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God, I am so ready for this dig to be done this week, I am incredibly sick of the sound of rain on tarpaulin 😩😩😩

Can't wait to spend the rest of the year sitting in my silly little lab running tests and blasting retrowave
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Embarking on a reread of what is probably still my favorite fantasy series and I appreciate how up-front it is about the type of reader it's aimed at

I think a lot of folks will see the 92-character Dramatis Personae at the start and justifiably say "oh, fuck OFF," saving themselves a lot of time
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson, the first book (of ten) in The Malazan Book of the Fallen
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Having a whole year of TV stuff capped off with a mostly off-Earth movie actually works pretty well to emphasize the Avengers breakup; it makes it feel like there's this big stretch where the big guns aren't doing anything useful any more
The 2017 entry from the full Marvel timeline, showing the second seasons of Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Iron Fist, the third season of Daredevil, and Thor: Ragnarok
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And so the TFN Haul finally comes to a close (😭😭😭), but what a way to go out

These things are ridiculous. RIDICULOUS.
Missing Link Sunstreaker in fancy lad car mode Missing Link Sunstreaker in even fancier lad robot mode
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SPIDER-BLOOD

SPIDER-BLOOD

RADIOACTIVE SPIDER-BLOOD
The first issue of Spider-Man '94, a comic continuing the 90s cartoon, by J.M. DeMatteis and Jim Towe