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Eepiest girl in the world

No gods, no masters

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Waow,,, 😵‍💫

I think my favorite bits would be one of these that could go either way or be collapsed flat.
A collapsible silicone funnel. It's composed of several concentric rings connected by flexible membranes so the rings can be pulled out or squished in.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Apologize to him :(
The pixelated skeleton Papyrus from Undertale, named after the font he speaks in. This picture is a close-up of his head in which he is crying a cartoonish tear from his right eyeball.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The battle screen from the game Undertale. The text reads "Lesser Dog shows no sign of stopping." The image is of a dog standing upright in a suit of armor holding a sword and shield, and the dog's neck has extended so far that its head is barely visible off the top of the screen.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Blue redstone...
Nikolite dust from the old Minecraft mod RedPower 2. It looks like redstone dust but blue.
October 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Calvin and Hobbes comic, 4 panels. Panel 1: Calvin is in the middle of running. Panel 2: He screeches to a halt as his mom says, from out of frame, "Calvin, stop running through the house!" Panel 3: Calvin turns to the camera and says "The law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it." Panel 4: Calvin resumes running as his mom screams his name in exasperation.
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Before credit scores, this was the tool banks used to give out loans:
The family guy meme where an inspector is holding up a reference card with samples of white skin tones and brown skin tones separated by a red line. (This version of the picture is a template, so there is no text on the card.)
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open-border, neoliberal, quasi-Marxist policies, cultural institutions and nonprofits. This is a beast created by secular Jews and now it’s coming for Jews, and they're like, ‘What on Earth happened?’ And it's not just the colleges. It's the nonprofits, it's the movies, it's Hollywood, it's all of it. -Charlie Kirk
September 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Philosophical compass. Where do you fall on it?
A political compass where all of the labels have been replaced by the names of philosophers. Authoritarian is replaced by Hobbes, monarchist and namesake of stuffed tiger, whose most famous work "Leviathan" is about the need for a strong central authority governing society and keeping the populace in line. Libertarian is replaced by Paine, American revolutionary and egalitarian. In his work "Rights of Man", he argued for a government that serves the people with a strong safety net. Left-wing is replaced by Hume, an empiricist who believed that all knowledge is derived from sensory experience. He formulated the problem of induction, which meant that no knowledge could ever be perfectly correct. Right-wing is replaced by Descartes, a rationalist famous for the statement "I think, therefore I am". He reasoned that all sensory experience could be a lie, therefore, only deduction could be trusted, and the one thing that can be deduced by anyone is that there is some kind of "self" doing the deduction. He believed that this self was separate from the body, a position known as dualism.
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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🤨
A list of the largest states in the US. Alaska is largest with 665 thousand square miles of area, followed by Texas with 268 thousand, and California with 163 thousand. Florida is twenty-second with just 65 thousand square miles.
August 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Here's a better one.
A headline by the Onion: "Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet". Above the headline is a picture of a small, dry stone held in the palm of someone's hand. The rock doesn't look very cool.
August 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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With alt text:
A Telegraph article from August 20, 2025, titled "US tech stocks lose $1 trillion on AI bubble fears". Key moments: 4:57 pm, Japanese stocks drop on AI sell-off; 4:48 pm, US tech stocks plunge on bubble worries.
August 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Thanks AI, very helpful 😑
A screenshot of Wplace, a website where people can place pixels on a canvas spanning an entire world map. Centered on the image is the message "Stop the Genocide", and part of the same message written in Hebrew above. Notably, the image does not resemble the game "Disco Elysium" in any way. The screenshot has been fed into the Google Live app in an attempt to translate the Hebrew text, but instead, Google has delivered an AI overview, saying "The image shows gameplay from Disco Elysium, a role-playing video game known for its open world and dialogue-heavy mechanics."
August 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I've noticed a pretty significant problem with the apartment complex. Unfortunately I have to spend $75 at home depot to remedy it.
A receipt for a box fan, a merv 12 filter, and a roll of duct tape.
August 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Due process is essentially the same thing as fascism. The best form of justice system is individualist lynching (but leftistly)
Burger Stalinist @PrimaryCatDad: "Communists" and "leftists" have spent the entire weekend so far calling for me to be killed because I'm a public defender. Incredible minds. Hana Katana @KatanaSpeaks ⚔️😷🏴🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇱🇧🇾🇪🚩🏳️‍🌈, quoting the above tweet: "This person admitted that they've defended rapists and helped them get lighter sentences." Dicky McGeezak @DMcGeezak, replying: "Public defenders don't choose their clients." Hana Katana (same string of emojis): "So they were just following orders then?"
August 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Fuck Harry Potter, go read the Edge Chronicles! It has sky pirates!!
The cover of "The Edge Chronicles: Beyond the Deepwoods" by Paul Steward and Chris Riddell. The cover art is made to look like an old journal bound in green leather, and in the center is an illustration of a boy with wild black hair and elf ears standing in front of an enormous tusked banderbear while a sky-pirate ship floats in the distance. An illustration of a sky-pirate ship from a later book of the Edge Chronicles. It resembles a traditional sailing ship, but the middle of the hull is replaced by a large round metal cage holding a floating boulder that keeps the ship aloft. The mast of the ship protrudes from the top of the stone cage, while several weights on chains hang from beneath it. Billowing sails surround the front of the ship, both above and below the bowsprit.
August 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Dropped some money on clothes today!
A selfie of me, a tall white woman with a round face and long dark hair, wearing a gray t-shirt and a brand new pair of blue denim overalls. Behind me is an unmade airbed and a pile of socks on the floor (ignore those please).
July 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I'm a duck lesbian
A screenshot of Deltarune chapter 1 displaying a large blue dialog box titled "Create a machine to thrash your own ass". The machine is a pixel-art duck with the following stats: Elegant: 0 stars Lively: 0 stars Cute: 0 stars Hot: 0 stars Cool: 0 stars Gun's: 0 stars At the bottom of the dialog box is a yea-or-no confirmation menu titled "Your machine sucks ass. Is that OK?"
July 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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New shoes!
Me wearing a pair of light brown leather work boots with steel-cable laces.
July 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Siciliano doesn't work?
A rectangular Siciliano pizza. There's sauce on top of the cheese, deep-dish style.
July 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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A confluence of at least three independent factors. See if you can recognize all of them from the thumbnails without reading the alt text! (But then do check out the alt text afterwards for more information.)
A sprite sheet of Dana from the NES game Solomon's Key, a little wizard in green robes and a pink scarf. Dana Ward from Life is Strange. She's a teenage white girl who's friends with the main character Max Caulfield. A map of the country Denmark, home of the Lego brick, whose demonym "Danish" is pronounced with the same long A sound as the name Dana (not including the Arabic version of the name, دانة, which sounds more similar to "Donna").
July 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Ok but this [Little Sponge] who hates his [$4.99] life, living in a goddamn garbage can
Spamton from Deltarune. A teeny tiny little guy with a long pointy pinocchio nose, rosy cheeks, slicked-back used car salesman hair, and pink and yellow glasses.
July 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Upgraded my bicycle today!!
A Liv Alight step-through bicycle in a garage, now equipped with a rear rack and basket and an Abus folding lock mounted on the seatpost tube.
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I'm an outmoded lesbian
The villain of Robots (2005), a tall silver robot named Ratchet wearing a metal suit, saying "Upgrades, people, upgrades!"
July 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Holden Bloodfeast, God of Hyperdeath:
Flowey from Undertale saying "While you guys were having your little pronouns... I took the human SOULS!"
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Prey 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Concept art for the game Prey (2017)
June 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM