Teknopaul
@teknopaul.bsky.social
he / him / she / her / it / that / el / ella / ze / zim / la / lo / do / do not : Whatever takes yer fancy.
In Brazil 2FA has locked me out of Gmail, google generally, facebook, Instagram and even Signal, all the shitty brands of US spyware that give you digital service in return for privacy abuse.
Shout to fastmail & bluesky
Shout to fastmail & bluesky
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
In Brazil 2FA has locked me out of Gmail, google generally, facebook, Instagram and even Signal, all the shitty brands of US spyware that give you digital service in return for privacy abuse.
Shout to fastmail & bluesky
Shout to fastmail & bluesky
I don't need a AI to read a PDF with my flight details.
Weeeeeeeee as we
whizzz down the trough of delusionment.
Weeeeeeeee as we
whizzz down the trough of delusionment.
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I don't need a AI to read a PDF with my flight details.
Weeeeeeeee as we
whizzz down the trough of delusionment.
Weeeeeeeee as we
whizzz down the trough of delusionment.
This if you saw trainspotting,
the second one if you understood the words.
the second one if you understood the words.
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This if you saw trainspotting,
the second one if you understood the words.
the second one if you understood the words.
If all you need is 3xCDJs + 2x technics, + 3 external USB channels, a digital connection in/out to your computer, mic, 2x headphones sockets, fx aux i/o
impecable analog sound,
& the best resonant filter on the market by fat: the Allen&Heath Xone 24c is a great way to save space in the booth.
impecable analog sound,
& the best resonant filter on the market by fat: the Allen&Heath Xone 24c is a great way to save space in the booth.
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
If all you need is 3xCDJs + 2x technics, + 3 external USB channels, a digital connection in/out to your computer, mic, 2x headphones sockets, fx aux i/o
impecable analog sound,
& the best resonant filter on the market by fat: the Allen&Heath Xone 24c is a great way to save space in the booth.
impecable analog sound,
& the best resonant filter on the market by fat: the Allen&Heath Xone 24c is a great way to save space in the booth.
I have suspicion that The Virgin Mary was a queen bee: She was clearly haplodiploid.
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I have suspicion that The Virgin Mary was a queen bee: She was clearly haplodiploid.
Since @grokofshit.bsky.social,
to err is no longer human.
to err is no longer human.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Since @grokofshit.bsky.social,
to err is no longer human.
to err is no longer human.
I feel like Lily does about the subject.
No limit to PMs power is a worry, with Nigle Farage on the scene it's a crisis.
No limit to PMs power is a worry, with Nigle Farage on the scene it's a crisis.
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I feel like Lily does about the subject.
No limit to PMs power is a worry, with Nigle Farage on the scene it's a crisis.
No limit to PMs power is a worry, with Nigle Farage on the scene it's a crisis.
stellabelle.medium.com/the-origins-...
Old but good read.
As Epstein himself says.
"Most people don't realise how dirty Trump is"
Old but good read.
As Epstein himself says.
"Most people don't realise how dirty Trump is"
The Origins of QAnon: A Cover Up of Trump’s Child Rapes And Co-Opting of Anonymous
Kamala Harris in one of her recent speeches asked the important question, “How did we get here?”
stellabelle.medium.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
stellabelle.medium.com/the-origins-...
Old but good read.
As Epstein himself says.
"Most people don't realise how dirty Trump is"
Old but good read.
As Epstein himself says.
"Most people don't realise how dirty Trump is"
Times are a changing: walked down crack alley on boxing day,
no pipes, no tinfoil,
just a load of whipped cream.
no pipes, no tinfoil,
just a load of whipped cream.
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Times are a changing: walked down crack alley on boxing day,
no pipes, no tinfoil,
just a load of whipped cream.
no pipes, no tinfoil,
just a load of whipped cream.
I love the way they swear in Spain.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I love the way they swear in Spain.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
Funt fact: You can uses cookies on your website without having to put that cookie warning up. It's only needed if you do nefarious marketing stuff with them.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Funt fact: You can uses cookies on your website without having to put that cookie warning up. It's only needed if you do nefarious marketing stuff with them.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
It's 10PM do you know where your glasses are?
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's 10PM do you know where your glasses are?
No LEDs for xmas, these warm the house up!
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
No LEDs for xmas, these warm the house up!
FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK 2FA.
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK 2FA.
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
Pub quiz 2050:
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pub quiz 2050:
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
@jetbrains.com hey guys Kotlin is cool but are you writing any Java?
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@jetbrains.com hey guys Kotlin is cool but are you writing any Java?
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
There are 10 festivals you hace to do before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There are 10 festivals you hace to do before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
If you use Desktop Linux you control silly things like this
LOVE the thing where my work computer decides that the perfect time to force a mandatory update on me is 15 minutes before a call I need to present on.
September 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you use Desktop Linux you control silly things like this
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The Brits don’t mince words.
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The Brits don’t mince words.
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Charlie Brown may not have hoes, but Linus has been balls deep in every truck stop hooker from here to El Paso.
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Charlie Brown may not have hoes, but Linus has been balls deep in every truck stop hooker from here to El Paso.
Sooo ChatGPT5.0 just deleted early chats of mine, I suspect dark forces are in unhappy as the truth engine is rolled out.
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sooo ChatGPT5.0 just deleted early chats of mine, I suspect dark forces are in unhappy as the truth engine is rolled out.
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
Reposted by Teknopaul
Charlie Kirk was a jerk
But no longer is he here
If you weren’t white
He hated you
Or just for being queer
He stated women shouldn’t work
But should push out babies instead
He must‘ve had a tiny brain
Inside that giant head
RIP dipshit
But no longer is he here
If you weren’t white
He hated you
Or just for being queer
He stated women shouldn’t work
But should push out babies instead
He must‘ve had a tiny brain
Inside that giant head
RIP dipshit
September 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Amazon Google and Microsoft clouds have become a ripoff pretty quick.
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Amazon Google and Microsoft clouds have become a ripoff pretty quick.
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime