teeter dance
@teeterdance.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
went on a run this morning, as is tradition
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
went on a run this morning, as is tradition
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
February can't come soon enough!
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
February can't come soon enough!
Did you see the new Renata Champion Unit? 💰💰💰
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Did you see the new Renata Champion Unit? 💰💰💰
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
TWO PLATES! *2 Chainz voice*
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
TWO PLATES! *2 Chainz voice*
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
reminder for this week:
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
reminder for this week:
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
today it finished its Chaos Knight Rampager! ⚔️🛡️
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
today it finished its Chaos Knight Rampager! ⚔️🛡️
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
good morning 🌤️
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
good morning 🌤️
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
m a s s i v e 🦾😈
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
m a s s i v e 🦾😈
it felt absolutely massive after its lift today 🦾 this is the most muscular it has ever been 🥩
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
it felt absolutely massive after its lift today 🦾 this is the most muscular it has ever been 🥩
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
fursty fursday 💦
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
fursty fursday 💦
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
apparently Flesh & Blood 2026 U.S. Nationals will be in Minneapolis in June...
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
apparently Flesh & Blood 2026 U.S. Nationals will be in Minneapolis in June...
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
late night (7:00pm) ore mining in EVE Online 🚀 saving up for a Mining Barge so it can start ice harvesting 🧊
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
late night (7:00pm) ore mining in EVE Online 🚀 saving up for a Mining Barge so it can start ice harvesting 🧊
as ordered, the O-Ring will stay on permanently 🦾
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
as ordered, the O-Ring will stay on permanently 🦾
wow! not being in a toxic environment does wonders for its mental health. who knew?
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
wow! not being in a toxic environment does wonders for its mental health. who knew?
great 4:45am lift on its Friday off work 🦾 feeling amazing!
alright now, time for y'all to line up for forehead smooches 💋
alright now, time for y'all to line up for forehead smooches 💋
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
great 4:45am lift on its Friday off work 🦾 feeling amazing!
alright now, time for y'all to line up for forehead smooches 💋
alright now, time for y'all to line up for forehead smooches 💋