teeter dance
@teeterdance.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
ope. had a cart full of MtG Premodern cards...
ordered Riftbound cards instead.
ordered Riftbound cards instead.
anyone else planning on going to @shoebox.gg 🦾
proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰
also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰
also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ope. had a cart full of MtG Premodern cards...
ordered Riftbound cards instead.
ordered Riftbound cards instead.
eggnog + protein shake = pure bliss
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
eggnog + protein shake = pure bliss
anyone else planning on going to @shoebox.gg 🦾
proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰
also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰
also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
anyone else planning on going to @shoebox.gg 🦾
proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰
also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰
also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
another morning + another thirst trap for dads
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
another morning + another thirst trap for dads
there is a major difference in submission passively happening versus submission it actively participates in.
the difference is headspace.
the difference is headspace.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
there is a major difference in submission passively happening versus submission it actively participates in.
the difference is headspace.
the difference is headspace.
...
is it doing this right? how do people pose for back day?
is it doing this right? how do people pose for back day?
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
...
is it doing this right? how do people pose for back day?
is it doing this right? how do people pose for back day?
y'all, the way TCGs have a death grip on its brain...
here at the gym, absolutely wired on preworkout; in between sets it is theorycrafting a Riftbound Viktor, Herald of the Arcane list around Bard, Mercurial & Corina Veraza.
here at the gym, absolutely wired on preworkout; in between sets it is theorycrafting a Riftbound Viktor, Herald of the Arcane list around Bard, Mercurial & Corina Veraza.
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
y'all, the way TCGs have a death grip on its brain...
here at the gym, absolutely wired on preworkout; in between sets it is theorycrafting a Riftbound Viktor, Herald of the Arcane list around Bard, Mercurial & Corina Veraza.
here at the gym, absolutely wired on preworkout; in between sets it is theorycrafting a Riftbound Viktor, Herald of the Arcane list around Bard, Mercurial & Corina Veraza.
the language rule in Riftbound has left so many speculators/resellers with a surplus of Chinese language cards that English audiences wont buy.
sad because Renata Glasc probably wants 3 Time Warp, & right now they're $110 in English and $45 in Chinese
sad because Renata Glasc probably wants 3 Time Warp, & right now they're $110 in English and $45 in Chinese
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the language rule in Riftbound has left so many speculators/resellers with a surplus of Chinese language cards that English audiences wont buy.
sad because Renata Glasc probably wants 3 Time Warp, & right now they're $110 in English and $45 in Chinese
sad because Renata Glasc probably wants 3 Time Warp, & right now they're $110 in English and $45 in Chinese
Knight Penitent Armor in Diablo 4 👀
it had to take this in-game screenshot of Vigo because holy hell...
it had to take this in-game screenshot of Vigo because holy hell...
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Knight Penitent Armor in Diablo 4 👀
it had to take this in-game screenshot of Vigo because holy hell...
it had to take this in-game screenshot of Vigo because holy hell...
do these sweats make its tits look big? 👀
back at the gym after holiday bs & feeling strong 🦾
back at the gym after holiday bs & feeling strong 🦾
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
do these sweats make its tits look big? 👀
back at the gym after holiday bs & feeling strong 🦾
back at the gym after holiday bs & feeling strong 🦾
holy fuck the prospect of dating again is terrifying
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
holy fuck the prospect of dating again is terrifying
hmph.
gym opens 2 hours late today which means it can't lift before work 👎🏻 went on the treadmill for 35min instead...
it needs a proper workout.
gym opens 2 hours late today which means it can't lift before work 👎🏻 went on the treadmill for 35min instead...
it needs a proper workout.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
hmph.
gym opens 2 hours late today which means it can't lift before work 👎🏻 went on the treadmill for 35min instead...
it needs a proper workout.
gym opens 2 hours late today which means it can't lift before work 👎🏻 went on the treadmill for 35min instead...
it needs a proper workout.
hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype 💛
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype 💛
went on a run this morning, as is tradition
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
went on a run this morning, as is tradition
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
lowkey kinda bummed it isn't doing a Turkey Trot 5k tomorrow morning... 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
lowkey kinda bummed it isn't doing a Turkey Trot 5k tomorrow morning... 🦃
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday