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teeter 🔜 Shoebox, Mar 13-15
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🏳️‍🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat daddy
👾 gaymer
🪴 plant parent
it truly hopes that Rhystic Study gets banned today, solely so that it can take out Withering Torment from its Braids, Arisen Nightmare cEDH list.

also, Rhystic is just boring as hell.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
today is going to be a good day 🦾

#mondaymotivation #progresspic #gymrat #fitspo #gayswholift #gayover30 (are gray sweatpants still the move while 🔒?)
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
y'all see those two men grinding for a sec?
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
sup, nerds? (complimentary)
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"one more game before bed?" 🤦🏼‍♂️

(the hardest part of gaming with friends has always been the fact that it goes to bed so early! most of y'all are such night owls)
February 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by teeter 🔜 Shoebox, Mar 13-15
Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.

Trans rights are human rights.

When we gather together, we can make Magic.
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
tonight it experienced being an ashtray for the first time!
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Stag heavy armor set complete for Audr 🦌❄️ its Norn Vindicator Revenant in Guild Wars 2
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
it smells great 🦾

happy #flexfriday
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
the Magic: the Gathering community is discussing Planeswalkers' music tastes today.

Ob Nixilis listens to babymetal 🤘🏻
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
workout took 30 minutes longer than usual because it was chatting (flirting) with a few very sexy men 🦾
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by teeter 🔜 Shoebox, Mar 13-15
A himbo is fuelled by assorted magical muscle dusts and your direct affirmation that he's doing a great job.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
lost the remote.

somehow.

🫠
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
time to mindlessly grind WvW with its Vindicator Revenant to complete the Norn Stag heavy armor set
finished up the Ruined City of Arah light armor set (with Scourge's Tendrils shoulder armor) for Siegfried, its Scourge Necromancer in Guild Wars 2

💀💀💀
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
thirsty nerd object wishes you a good morning 👋🏻
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
finished up the Ruined City of Arah light armor set (with Scourge's Tendrils shoulder armor) for Siegfried, its Scourge Necromancer in Guild Wars 2

💀💀💀
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
absolutely love when blank profiles initiate a conversation with it on the apps & then it ends up chatting with a piece of styrofoam.

"sup?"

"nm u"

using "fun" to describe what they're looking for...

yasss girl give us nothing.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
back at it 🦾 it needs to GROWWWW
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
ffuuuuuck lifting feels sooooo good 🦾
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
okay. honestly time.

Cats is its favorite musical 🐈‍⬛🐈

(judge all you want. Cats is a dance show. thats why)

but until now it has avoided the "live action" CGI monstrosity that is the Cats movie.

only a minute into this movie & holy hell this CGI truly is cursed. the dancing is still fantastic
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
still worn down from moving into its new house in -15°F temps, the stress of a new job, & everything going on in Minneapolis

active recovery at the gym has helped it maintain routine, but it's excited for tomorrow; restarting an actual lifting routine is going to do wonders for its anxiety
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
it has a Gruul Land Destruction deck brewed for Pauper, but it is naming the list after Mwonvuli Acid Moss.

heresy.

but current-day LD decks look so different from the OG Ponza lists (green vs. red core, no burn, eldrazi & cascade packages) so it doesn't understand why we still cling to that name?
as a land destruction fanboy, it really dislikes the deck name "Ponza".

the name doesn't evoke the feeling of land destruction, doesn't feel clever, & AFAIK is just a silly deck name that was used when the archetype gained prominence.

("Dead Guy Ale" is just as bad)
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
silicone lube 👎🏻
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
cheeky object 🍑
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
as a land destruction fanboy, it really dislikes the deck name "Ponza".

the name doesn't evoke the feeling of land destruction, doesn't feel clever, & AFAIK is just a silly deck name that was used when the archetype gained prominence.

("Dead Guy Ale" is just as bad)
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM