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@teeterdance.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
it listened to a LOT of Poppy this year 🦾💀🖤 numetal & hyperpop girlies

#spotifywrapped2025 #spotify #wrapped #poppy #numetal #hyperpop
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ope. had a cart full of MtG Premodern cards...

ordered Riftbound cards instead.
anyone else planning on going to @shoebox.gg 🦾

proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰

also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
eggnog + protein shake = pure bliss
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
anyone else planning on going to @shoebox.gg 🦾

proxy friendly cEDH 10k 💰

also thinking about putting together a PreModern Pit Rack list in paper in the next few months... 💀
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
another morning + another thirst trap for dads
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
donner.obj 🦾🩶
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
there is a major difference in submission passively happening versus submission it actively participates in.

the difference is headspace.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
...

is it doing this right? how do people pose for back day?
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
y'all, the way TCGs have a death grip on its brain...

here at the gym, absolutely wired on preworkout; in between sets it is theorycrafting a Riftbound Viktor, Herald of the Arcane list around Bard, Mercurial & Corina Veraza.
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the language rule in Riftbound has left so many speculators/resellers with a surplus of Chinese language cards that English audiences wont buy.

sad because Renata Glasc probably wants 3 Time Warp, & right now they're $110 in English and $45 in Chinese
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Knight Penitent Armor in Diablo 4 👀

it had to take this in-game screenshot of Vigo because holy hell...
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
do these sweats make its tits look big? 👀

back at the gym after holiday bs & feeling strong 🦾
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
holy fuck the prospect of dating again is terrifying
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
hmph.

gym opens 2 hours late today which means it can't lift before work 👎🏻 went on the treadmill for 35min instead...

it needs a proper workout.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype 💛
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
went on a run this morning, as is tradition

it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀

(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
lowkey kinda bummed it isn't doing a Turkey Trot 5k tomorrow morning... 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤

(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
forgot to post mail-day bling for Braids, Arisen Nightmare 👻🖤💀

#cEDH #Commander #MtG #BlackMage
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
object
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!

happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM