teeter dance
@teeterdance.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
TWO PLATES! *2 Chainz voice*
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
TWO PLATES! *2 Chainz voice*
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
playing Diablo IV for the first time
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
playing Diablo IV for the first time
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
reminder for this week:
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
reminder for this week:
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
today it finished its Chaos Knight Rampager! ⚔️🛡️
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
today it finished its Chaos Knight Rampager! ⚔️🛡️
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
good morning 🌤️
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
good morning 🌤️
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
hot take: artificial grape tastes better than real grape
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
hot take: artificial grape tastes better than real grape
caved & switched to the better (draw engine) Braids for cEDH 👻🖤 finally comfortable with this list:
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
Midrange Nightmare | cEDH [Primer] - Commander (Braids, Arisen Nightmare)
The Goal
The main goal of this deck is to out-value our opponents while also running a significant amount of turbo combos.
Where does Braids, Arisen Nightmare come in? She is essentially ends up as ...
moxfield.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
caved & switched to the better (draw engine) Braids for cEDH 👻🖤 finally comfortable with this list:
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
m a s s i v e 🦾😈
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
m a s s i v e 🦾😈
it felt absolutely massive after its lift today 🦾 this is the most muscular it has ever been 🥩
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
it felt absolutely massive after its lift today 🦾 this is the most muscular it has ever been 🥩
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
okay, Sir Pentious had absolutely banger songs in S2 #hazbinhotel
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
okay, Sir Pentious had absolutely banger songs in S2 #hazbinhotel
fursty fursday 💦
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
fursty fursday 💦
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
walking across the entire busy Costco parking lot in 45°F weather in shorts & a tshirt so it can flirt with dads
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
walking across the entire busy Costco parking lot in 45°F weather in shorts & a tshirt so it can flirt with dads
gosh. men sure are sexy.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
gosh. men sure are sexy.
Netrunner is a TCG that it's always been interested in 👾
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Netrunner is a TCG that it's always been interested in 👾
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
Reposted by teeter dance
Welcome to Board Games 101 - a new segment where we define the many terms that we often use about board games. And then with American Thanksgiving coming up, we talk about some anti-colonization games to play.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
Anti-Colonization Board Games - GM2 37
Podcast Episode · Game Mechanics - A Critical Tabletop Podcast · 11/18/2025 · 45m
podcasts.apple.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Welcome to Board Games 101 - a new segment where we define the many terms that we often use about board games. And then with American Thanksgiving coming up, we talk about some anti-colonization games to play.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
bruh 🫠
someone needs to remind it that Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos taste fine...
but they are NOT worth rearranging its entire macro intake for the day 🔥 it's made this mistake twice already
someone needs to remind it that Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos taste fine...
but they are NOT worth rearranging its entire macro intake for the day 🔥 it's made this mistake twice already
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
bruh 🫠
someone needs to remind it that Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos taste fine...
but they are NOT worth rearranging its entire macro intake for the day 🔥 it's made this mistake twice already
someone needs to remind it that Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos taste fine...
but they are NOT worth rearranging its entire macro intake for the day 🔥 it's made this mistake twice already
narrator: "the moment it opened its work email, the rest of its day was NOT great."
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
narrator: "the moment it opened its work email, the rest of its day was NOT great."
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🦾🌹
tonight was a good night
tonight was a good night
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
🦾🌹
tonight was a good night
tonight was a good night
apparently Flesh & Blood 2026 U.S. Nationals will be in Minneapolis in June...
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
apparently Flesh & Blood 2026 U.S. Nationals will be in Minneapolis in June...
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)
perfect time for it to get back into the game with Jarl Vetreiði 💀⛏️ (even though he's not meta at all)