TeenagePhlebotomy
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
The microphone smells like my rear.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The microphone smells like my rear.
la-da-di-di-da, etc.
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
la-da-di-di-da, etc.
Also a U2 song.
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Also a U2 song.
Balderhaberdashery
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Balderhaberdashery
Reposted by TeenagePhlebotomy
nighty-night (tucks you in, pulls crust up over your head and lays on it to seal the seem while whispering 'sleep with the fishes mon petit calzone')
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
nighty-night (tucks you in, pulls crust up over your head and lays on it to seal the seem while whispering 'sleep with the fishes mon petit calzone')
I tip my hat to the hat.
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I tip my hat to the hat.
Bluegeois the Blue Guy
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bluegeois the Blue Guy