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@brettmorris.bsky.social from Jimski to "our counter" you were on fire on this week's Neighborhood Listen!
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
@sorenbowie.bsky.social @danielobrien.bsky.social I love it when you guys talk about home ownership stuff. Have you heard about Phyn or Ting? The former detects water leaks, pressure, and freezing pipes. The latter detects electrical fire risks. My paranoia led me to buy both!
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social Goldfish Cheez-Its in a bowl doo dah doo dah photos.app.goo.gl/4QHr8BNoeEkL...
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October 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Dude was chanting "let's go ICE".

Then ended up ass up, slumped over.
Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social What an amazing way to start the new season of the Neighborhood Listen!! The Guzman bit had me rolling. Please make that goose t-shirt!
October 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hey @showmanandydaly.bsky.social ! @lilyyily.bsky.social would make an amazing permanent co-host on Bonanas!
October 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@threedomusa.bsky.social yes I am an idiot fan who would buy a Threedom shirt that says I work here #pisspig
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social is there anything in the rule book against pre-ordering more than one year of CBB Maximus before the price goes up? You're not gonna shut down the subscription ever, right??
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@danielobrien.bsky.social it was so awesome seeing you speak at the Emmys! Congrats to you and everyone at the show, I watch it every week!
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social Goldfish Cheez-Its in a bowl
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@brettmorris.bsky.social we need more kernels from Doug! That Evident Leigh read through was one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard!
September 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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R -rotten
F - fucking
K - kock
September 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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This week on Comedy Bang! Bang! 👇👇👇
August 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey @mattapodaca.bsky.social you said something about having Death Stranding sound effects on your phone. They are so satisfying in the game! Where did you get them?
August 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@cbbworld.bsky.social who is Sean Diston?
July 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
@vicmmic.bsky.social brand new visitor to my pond! Heron? Crane? Egret?
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@threedomusa.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social I am a piss pig, I have $250, and I want to help pay for your eye surgery
July 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social you did such an awesome job on that Ro Khanna interview!
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
July 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM