Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
I would try the beef turkey
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I would try the beef turkey
The plan? Charge our paid subscribers actual money to read us complaining about paper towels — that way they’ll be more appreciative when our editorial board makes actual substantive arguments, regardless of how bad or socially corrosive they are.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The plan? Charge our paid subscribers actual money to read us complaining about paper towels — that way they’ll be more appreciative when our editorial board makes actual substantive arguments, regardless of how bad or socially corrosive they are.
As I grab the glock
Put it to your headpiece
One in the chamber
The safety is off release
Straight at your dome homes
I wanna see cabbage
Biggie smalls the savage
Doin your brain cells much damage
Put it to your headpiece
One in the chamber
The safety is off release
Straight at your dome homes
I wanna see cabbage
Biggie smalls the savage
Doin your brain cells much damage
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
As I grab the glock
Put it to your headpiece
One in the chamber
The safety is off release
Straight at your dome homes
I wanna see cabbage
Biggie smalls the savage
Doin your brain cells much damage
Put it to your headpiece
One in the chamber
The safety is off release
Straight at your dome homes
I wanna see cabbage
Biggie smalls the savage
Doin your brain cells much damage
President Trump after realizing he’s losing all his court cases, his party is in open revolt, everybody hates him, he smells like shit, and Laura Loomer is reportedly having a baby with Ian Miles Cheong
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
President Trump after realizing he’s losing all his court cases, his party is in open revolt, everybody hates him, he smells like shit, and Laura Loomer is reportedly having a baby with Ian Miles Cheong
I;m thinking about thos Beans
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I;m thinking about thos Beans
Of course, how rude of me. This one should perform fine for you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Of course, how rude of me. This one should perform fine for you.
This dog is 90 lbs and thinks he’s a lap dog. Bro you’re cutting off my circulation
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This dog is 90 lbs and thinks he’s a lap dog. Bro you’re cutting off my circulation
Ever since I made my fantasy football team pic this photo of the bogdanoff brothers, my team has been plagued by major issues and has lost all but one game. The lesson is never to make your team pic this photo of the bogdanoff bros.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ever since I made my fantasy football team pic this photo of the bogdanoff brothers, my team has been plagued by major issues and has lost all but one game. The lesson is never to make your team pic this photo of the bogdanoff bros.
Very funny to get on board the Trump train right as his approval rating is hitting new all time lows
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Very funny to get on board the Trump train right as his approval rating is hitting new all time lows
Just another night, another vision of love
You feel joy, you feel pain
'Cause nothing will be the same
Just another night is all that it takes
To understand the difference between lovers and fakes
So baby, I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream, of love so true
You feel joy, you feel pain
'Cause nothing will be the same
Just another night is all that it takes
To understand the difference between lovers and fakes
So baby, I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream, of love so true
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just another night, another vision of love
You feel joy, you feel pain
'Cause nothing will be the same
Just another night is all that it takes
To understand the difference between lovers and fakes
So baby, I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream, of love so true
You feel joy, you feel pain
'Cause nothing will be the same
Just another night is all that it takes
To understand the difference between lovers and fakes
So baby, I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream, of love so true
The fake news media is working overtime
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The fake news media is working overtime
Trump to Zohran:
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Trump to Zohran:
These people are so fuckin funny man
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These people are so fuckin funny man
Vance: Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Vance: Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too.
“You know Zohran, we’re not so different, you and me. I’m an insurrectionist pedophile who smells horrible, and you’re a socialist. We both have our flaws, so to speak…”
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“You know Zohran, we’re not so different, you and me. I’m an insurrectionist pedophile who smells horrible, and you’re a socialist. We both have our flaws, so to speak…”
The plan? Establish myself as a parody of a US Attorney, so I could claim that I was actually doing performance art and not bringing a real criminal indictment, when it came time for me to be disbarred or face criminal charges of my own.
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The plan? Establish myself as a parody of a US Attorney, so I could claim that I was actually doing performance art and not bringing a real criminal indictment, when it came time for me to be disbarred or face criminal charges of my own.
Despite the odds, I’ve somehow managed to turn House Rep. Joe Neguse (D-CO) into a meme in my group chat
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Despite the odds, I’ve somehow managed to turn House Rep. Joe Neguse (D-CO) into a meme in my group chat