Ian Miles Schlong
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater

in Los Angeles
he/him
Seems like a cry for help
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There’s also that
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🙏 Good morning
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
🫂
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by Ian Miles Schlong
Bluesky when it finally happens
a cartoon of a group of people dancing with a rainbow
Alt: Lionel Hutz envisioning people dancing in a circle with linked hands.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That’s a very good definition for noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Damn at first I thought this was a 65” TV that came backed with 60 boxes of Mac and cheese. Was about to cop fr
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He ate with this one
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Not yet
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Anything’s possible
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
🤝
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sad
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Good call
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM