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Tealeaf 🪽
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she/her, it/its | i like Worm a normal amount | #compsplatoon anchor/support for Clouds Above | https://sendou.ink/u/tealeaf
Formerly Telekinetique
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Life be like:

La vie en un résumé:
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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#worm #parahumans #wildbow #ward #superheroes #capes #heroes #villains

Decided to be self-indulgent and a little cringe and make a Smugbug chaos magic wallpaper for myself, since I've been delving into Chaos Magic.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Yeah it seems like updates for S3 aren't gonna stop, I think its entirely possible raiders and s4/3 are different teams *I am not an expert on this subject*
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Dynamo has so much Aura #CompSplatoon
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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hype moments and aura comp
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
FUUCK I LOVE THIS SONG
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Corporations will not exploit working people in NYC.

Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.

Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.

Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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🔥🧊
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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looking for a luti pickup, please boost if you could 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

take the time to read if you're also looking for a luti group and are interested in playing with me
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Finally unlocked the bird title! ^w^
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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sorry for video the long way but heres a comparison of flight times w Stealth Jump

player 2 player jumps w no qsj versus 2 subs (standard build). flight time for both s-jumpers doesnt change at all, no matter the distance

tried with max sub pwr up beakons too. looks like SJ massively overrides it
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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...Is this the first time Nintendo *explicitly* acknowledged enbies?

Like, we've had characters whose gender is unknown or unmentioned, and plenty of androgynous visual designs, but it was always on the player to extrapolate intent. So to suddenly NAMEDROP "nonbinary" as a gender option is unreal
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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The sexiest Mii in history vs the sexiest Mii of today
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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"They had the professional demeanor of criminals".

This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Reading/talking to people about buffed dynamo reminds me word for word how I feel about liter being oppressive to backlines lmaooo 🤭

- It kills me if I peek it
- Shuts down my weapon
- Too much range
- Makes the game not fun to play
- I shouldn't feel forced to play on different parts of the map
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Might be becoming a dynamo player again tbh
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Does anyone have any pictures of what dynamo's paint looked like before 11.0?

#splatoon #compsplatoon
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Ok, surely this time I get to play luti properly right? (Every time I played in the past I never got to playoffs bc of scheduling issues with eu teams lol)
Likes and Reposts appreciated!
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Imagine showing this to someone who has never played splatoon in their life
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Old outdated broke callout:
We’re clumped!!!
New modern cool woke callout:
We’re farmable!!!

#compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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#calf1sh
theyr liderly me tho
May 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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something i’ve thought about, i feel a lot of the worry and stuff about flow aura wouldn’t be happening if this game just. had better matchmaking as well

people are only worried cuz a lot of matches for the average player are either stomp or be stomped cuz of how bad the matchmaking is sometimes
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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Just think about what would be happening in the US right now if Kamala had been elected.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM