Tom Allen
@tca9.bsky.social
Software engineer. 40 years in Silicon Valley.
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Tom Allen
@tca9.bsky.social
· Sep 4
Bots go away!
I don't need you.
I already have a smart, beautiful Asian wife!
I don't need you.
I already have a smart, beautiful Asian wife!
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SQUEAKER Johnson Only Serves
Chump and Himself.......
Chump and Himself.......
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
SQUEAKER Johnson Only Serves
Chump and Himself.......
Chump and Himself.......
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Someone has to challenge them to do it. I repeat my offer:
bsky.app/profile/dbon...
bsky.app/profile/dbon...
Dems want my money? Fine.
$1000 to the first Dem to go on a Sunday show and use their WHOLE segment to pointedly accuse the host, the show staff, & the network of platforming obvious lies, being goddamn cowards, and totally WHIFFING ON THE BIGGEST STORY in U.S. history in 25 (if not 250) years.
$1000 to the first Dem to go on a Sunday show and use their WHOLE segment to pointedly accuse the host, the show staff, & the network of platforming obvious lies, being goddamn cowards, and totally WHIFFING ON THE BIGGEST STORY in U.S. history in 25 (if not 250) years.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Someone has to challenge them to do it. I repeat my offer:
bsky.app/profile/dbon...
bsky.app/profile/dbon...
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it would be impossible for me not to say "so, none of that is true. who told you that? someone is lying to you and making you look stupid on purpose, because everyone here knows note of that is true."
i can't believe it hasn't happened yet. i literally couldn't stop myself if i wanted to
i can't believe it hasn't happened yet. i literally couldn't stop myself if i wanted to
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it would be impossible for me not to say "so, none of that is true. who told you that? someone is lying to you and making you look stupid on purpose, because everyone here knows note of that is true."
i can't believe it hasn't happened yet. i literally couldn't stop myself if i wanted to
i can't believe it hasn't happened yet. i literally couldn't stop myself if i wanted to
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What does Zelenski have to do to get the same level of respect that's been lavished upon this murderous usurper
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What does Zelenski have to do to get the same level of respect that's been lavished upon this murderous usurper
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Think different in 2025:
Find and support businesses that are actually doing the right thing. Money talks—spend it where it matters.
Find and support businesses that are actually doing the right thing. Money talks—spend it where it matters.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
RFK, Joker
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
RFK, Joker
TPUBLICAN is good, but it is easier to say UGLICAN
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
TPUBLICAN is good, but it is easier to say UGLICAN
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South Park for the win
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
South Park for the win
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THIS 👉👉👉
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
THIS 👉👉👉
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Minnesotans are standing up for their neighbors and fighting back. ❤️💪🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Minnesotans are standing up for their neighbors and fighting back. ❤️💪🇺🇸
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I HOPE IT SIFTS HIM GOOD. ALTHOUGH HE'S SUCH A SMALL MAN HE MAY JUST GO RIGHT THROUGH IT
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I HOPE IT SIFTS HIM GOOD. ALTHOUGH HE'S SUCH A SMALL MAN HE MAY JUST GO RIGHT THROUGH IT
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A TRUMPSTER WHO NEEDS TO BE IN A DUMPSTER
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A TRUMPSTER WHO NEEDS TO BE IN A DUMPSTER
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WELL I HATE YOU EVEN MORE. SO GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKER
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
WELL I HATE YOU EVEN MORE. SO GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKER
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CORRUPTION IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT IS RELIGION IN A NUTSHELL.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
CORRUPTION IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT IS RELIGION IN A NUTSHELL.
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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"Acing" a cognitive test is what a minimally functioning human being should be able to do but the fact that he's taken so many cognitive tests in such a short period of time suggests he is struggling.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Acing" a cognitive test is what a minimally functioning human being should be able to do but the fact that he's taken so many cognitive tests in such a short period of time suggests he is struggling.