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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz
@cleatusjethro.bsky.social
260 followers 200 following 1.8K posts
Poetry, long walks on the beach at sunset, shopping , doing domestic renovations, gardening, origami and unicorns are not anything that I'm into - I despise authority, uniforms and unsolicited advice
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 32m
To carry the cash
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 47m
Idiot
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 48m
Lazy alright, it looks like an average school project in metal work
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 53m
With leather
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 1h
At least Boris Yeltsin had the good sense to be drunk when he danced
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 2h
They red white and blew it up
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 2h
He looks like someone just pushes his face into a bowl of turmeric
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 2h
Ask the French about water privatisation
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 2h
He's like a carbon copy of Adolph !
Square head loved his models too it's like he's actively copying Hitler sans mo
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 2h
$$$$$$$ and more,
e.g., consultant for Woodside
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 3h
Liberals can't get the collective emptiness of their heads around the fact that they don't matter, no one outside of Sky News gives a rat's sphincter about them! Useless! they are the ashtray on the motorbike of Australian politics
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 3h
Chuck'll chuck the fuck

Could be a song 🎵
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 3h
Saw them at Victoria Park Sydney as a teenager
Did a good cover of easybeats wedding ring too
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 3h
I had a 420 cookie at a wedding the bride was of Iraqi heritage beautiful - banging drums and horns such a raucous celebration was great until the cookie came on..far kurnell I had a heart attack high - beating fast AF, sweating, my hands looked too far away and the hummus was moving
They're great
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 4h
It's like they have a predisposition to predation in all its forms but no accountability as it's their right to sexual hedonism
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 4h
Rumoured the Queen Mum wasn't up for having an heir to the throne with Dodi Al Fayed as a father - just not cricket
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 4h
Similar to the Spud campaign

Back on track
to Back track

Sussan is one of the best weapons Labor have in the arsenal, she's gonna be a winner for the govt

Don't change libs...you're going well
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 4h
I have a suspicion that MI6 may have knocked off old Jeffrey on behalf of the arsehole formerly known as Prince
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 5h
Good onya-I know what you mean
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 6h
Good one Laird!
I gave it away last century ('98)
Sick and tired of being sick and tired
I can't even consider taking it up again but have no gripes with drinking - just not for me.
Enjoy your freedom of choice
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah he's a beauty alright
Have a few in my backyard, spotted a little white and yellow one last year, have blue tongue lizards and barking geckos
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 6h
We're all 100% positive this guy is legit?
Not a disguised Republican like Fetterman
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cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 6h
Oi!
Ya don't need teef to drink pharkin 4X maaaaaate
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 6h
Is George S.Patton Angry Anderson's Dad?
"We can't be beaten" sounds like something Patton would've said
cleatusjethro.bsky.social
Muz @cleatusjethro.bsky.social · 6h
Isn't this one a beauty - he has wonderful deep croak that amplifies in his downpipe home
On a full house brick for scale
and hates NAZIS
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