Brett Weed
@tarheelphan.bsky.social
Public health scientist, dad to a pack of three girls and three dogs, recovering biochemist, and Unicorn/Pirate/Tar Heel/Blue Jay.
Requiring I worship the golden calf statuette also was too much, too fast
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Requiring I worship the golden calf statuette also was too much, too fast
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My wife grew up catholic and I Presbyterian. Before our wedding, a mutual acquaintance staged an intervention to try to prevent my soul being condemned to hell for marrying a papist. Simultaneously, my wife’s grandmother said God wouldn’t be in our marriage because I wasn’t Catholic.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My wife grew up catholic and I Presbyterian. Before our wedding, a mutual acquaintance staged an intervention to try to prevent my soul being condemned to hell for marrying a papist. Simultaneously, my wife’s grandmother said God wouldn’t be in our marriage because I wasn’t Catholic.
My wife grew up catholic and I Presbyterian. Before our wedding, a mutual acquaintance staged an intervention to try to prevent my soul being condemned to hell for marrying a papist. Simultaneously, my wife’s grandmother said God wouldn’t be in our marriage because I wasn’t Catholic.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My wife grew up catholic and I Presbyterian. Before our wedding, a mutual acquaintance staged an intervention to try to prevent my soul being condemned to hell for marrying a papist. Simultaneously, my wife’s grandmother said God wouldn’t be in our marriage because I wasn’t Catholic.
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if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,
you need a new moderation team.
you need a new moderation team.
![Dept. of War [sic]'s bluesky account says "To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs–we will kill you."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4n6zqm2ufqrdbyszo5gvgyq/bafkreifpxnl7xocstyj3ztg3enbd5osgyaxznmbkkkysjjuykxbplp5gl4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,
you need a new moderation team.
you need a new moderation team.
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“Is you takin’ notes on a criminal f-ing conspiracy? Good, upload them to the cloud and make sure everyone reviews them after.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Is you takin’ notes on a criminal f-ing conspiracy? Good, upload them to the cloud and make sure everyone reviews them after.”
“Is you takin’ notes on a criminal f-ing conspiracy? Good, upload them to the cloud and make sure everyone reviews them after.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Is you takin’ notes on a criminal f-ing conspiracy? Good, upload them to the cloud and make sure everyone reviews them after.”
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wud shoure d’ya geaux deaux
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
wud shoure d’ya geaux deaux
I only engage in compound desirable hobbies, like cooking musical instruments or swimming in a foreign language.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I only engage in compound desirable hobbies, like cooking musical instruments or swimming in a foreign language.
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In the few cases where law students/grads have sued their school, I’ve always thought it was a no-win situation. Either your grads filed a feckless case they can’t win and reveal themselves to be duds, or you did prepare them well and they’ll get damages out of you.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
In the few cases where law students/grads have sued their school, I’ve always thought it was a no-win situation. Either your grads filed a feckless case they can’t win and reveal themselves to be duds, or you did prepare them well and they’ll get damages out of you.
In the few cases where law students/grads have sued their school, I’ve always thought it was a no-win situation. Either your grads filed a feckless case they can’t win and reveal themselves to be duds, or you did prepare them well and they’ll get damages out of you.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
In the few cases where law students/grads have sued their school, I’ve always thought it was a no-win situation. Either your grads filed a feckless case they can’t win and reveal themselves to be duds, or you did prepare them well and they’ll get damages out of you.
My brain while using the sonicator during protein purification
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My brain while using the sonicator during protein purification
It is on the currently forbidden espn
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It is on the currently forbidden espn
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
Not gonna lie, read this as the Elon-adjacent Grimes at first
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not gonna lie, read this as the Elon-adjacent Grimes at first
In the pond, it’s always leg day
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In the pond, it’s always leg day
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