Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Wake up babe new candidate for Worst Person Ever just dropped
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wake up babe new candidate for Worst Person Ever just dropped
Oh! Were there sandwiches?
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh! Were there sandwiches?
If that guy's on the elevator I'm taking the stairs
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If that guy's on the elevator I'm taking the stairs
How many votes do you get? Four?
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How many votes do you get? Four?
That's Project 2025
They wrote it all down and published it
They wrote it all down and published it
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
That's Project 2025
They wrote it all down and published it
They wrote it all down and published it
If Waffle House comes to you don't brawl without me.
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If Waffle House comes to you don't brawl without me.
I would carry him around on one hip like a beloved toddler
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I would carry him around on one hip like a beloved toddler
Junior high dodgeball could save us a lot of stupid trouble, but so could full-contact debate teams
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Junior high dodgeball could save us a lot of stupid trouble, but so could full-contact debate teams
Sorry to hear it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sorry to hear it.
Whew! Glad you're home safe.
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Whew! Glad you're home safe.
Minimalist. Direct. You can't go wrong with the classics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Minimalist. Direct. You can't go wrong with the classics.
Don't know what we're singing but "doo wa doo wa"
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Don't know what we're singing but "doo wa doo wa"
Look at that face!
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Look at that face!
Thanks! Her socks are adorable!
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks! Her socks are adorable!
If anyone plans to run as a Democrat and switch to those homicidal assholes, it's this guy
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If anyone plans to run as a Democrat and switch to those homicidal assholes, it's this guy
Thanks for the update. Glad you're home safe.
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thanks for the update. Glad you're home safe.