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Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
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Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.

Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
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Lulu is very halpful Lulu is a good halper Lulu halped
An adorable tuxedo cat has assumed a crouched position atop sheets with a honeycomb pattern. She is extremely serious.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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It's important to stack your cats for proper storage
A black cat reclines on a poorly covered couch while another black cat reclines on the back of the couch in a nearly parallel position.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Attention, attention please The ancient china has been handwashed To repeat: the ancient china has been handwashed This is not a drill
On a kitchen counter and a drying pad, very, very old soup bowls, salad plates and a creamer rest upside down, draining. Next to them, are decorative glasses representing members of our solar system. It's getting festive over here.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Lulu in her blanket fort understands.
A tuxedo cat hides under a blanket that in real life is black but looks brown in the picture. Her nose is white, and her paws have white gloves.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Not now, sweetie, I think that jug's gonna pounce
Alone in a field, a black jug with a white base hunkers down, awaiting its prey.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It's grapefruit spoons at dawn
A grapefruit spoon rests atop a pink grapefruit half resting on a plate. It's about to get stabby.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Ghosties haunting my sister's house for Mischief Night.
Ghosties hanging from my sister's trees and shrubs. There are also - mysteriously - purple Christmas lights. This is after dark and it's drizzling, so there is water on the camera lens.
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Ready as I'll ever be, but is it enough?
A very large bowl is filled to the brim with a brightly colored variety of candies. Next to it, a large shopping bag is also overstuffed with more candy. We get a lot of trick-or-treaters.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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For National Black Cat Day, please join me in adoring lovely and brilliant Wednesday, who is blind and my attentive supervisor.
A very lovely blind black cat is listening to your every breath. She will later critique each one.
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Nobody is happier than your absolutely genius blind cat friend when you get a clue and sit still.
Closeup view of the head of a brilliant black pussycat laying on the lap of a reasonably smart person. There are TV remotes lying nearby.
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Whole buncha ghosties
Eleven decorative cheesecloth ghosties laid out on a table.
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Today's art project: silly cheesecloth ghosts with which I will vandalize my sister's house on Mischief Night
On a table, art supplies like a roll of cheesecloth, grippy rubber mat cloth in strips and lefthanded scissor sit next to crude handmade ghosts that will later hang from thread and hooks.
October 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Behold! I am made of magic
A fitted sheet folded without assistance. It is a gentle yellow in color and has a honeycomb pattern.
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Today's art projects: applesauce and apple pie filling
One a cutting board in a bright kitchen sit Mason jars in two sizes. In the foreground, applesauce in 8 ounce jars; in the background, apple pie filling rests in pint jars. I peeled a boatload of very hostile apples.
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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What's your sign?
A sign from a very small building on a very small island says, "Confined space. Do not enter."
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Visited my happy place

Asked it if it missed me
On a seashore deck, a National Park sign explains how ships defended a harbor from Nazi warships. In the background, seagrass leads to a sandy beach, a harbor and a hazy skyline of a distant shore. It's a beautiful day and the sky is a soothing blue.
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Lulu overcame her fear of the bedroom/kitten gulag and would like to discuss when you will buy her a tuna
A tuxedo cat with a silly face lounges on a bedspread. In the background, nicknacks on top of a very dusty and ancient radio cabinet hint that I should Swiffer that one of these days.
September 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Today's art project: apple pie filling
In morning light, six pint jars rest on a cutting board in an airy kitchen. The jars are filled with apple pie filling and tiny bubbles. They can keep a secret.
September 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Lulu takes an afternoon snooze
An invisible cat has wrapped herself inside a blanket on a green chair. We assume she is snoring.
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Visited my Happy Place
View from a bridge over a harbor toward the Atlantic Ocean, which is a lovely green and with choppy waves, due to wind. In the foreground, other cars are traversing the bridge, but they are not important.
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Just a sauce nonna out for a walk with her pet case of tomatoes
On grass in a teeeeeeny backyard, a little red wagon holds a case of tomatoes. In the background, a horseradish plant watches jealously.
September 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Still life with basil, take-out bag and 23 apples
A kitchen in afternoon light, featuring two trays of green apples, a small bouquet of basil, a baking sheet of squash on the stove, and a screened-in back porch through which you can see neighboring houses.
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's like the bees discovered these cucumber blossoms and had a weekend bender that had spiny results
Cucumber plant sporting tiny cucumbers resting against a homemade support structure made of wire cheesy plastic ex-mini-greenhouse shelves. These tiny cucumbers brandish sharp spines like little assholes.
September 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Yesterday's art project: vanilla peaches
Mason jars on a cutting board. The jars are filled with layered peach halves and vanilla bean syrup. They look a little fancy.
September 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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This tree along my walk has shiny leaves all year round and apparently knows the whole neighborhood's secrets
Very large tree with shiny, deep green leaves and what look like little pineapples the size of your fist at the end of many branches. They are not pineapples, though. They promised me. Would they lie?
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM