Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Every night for years now between 10 and 11:30, my house fills with outrageous food aromas, but only briefly
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every night for years now between 10 and 11:30, my house fills with outrageous food aromas, but only briefly
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
Between 10 and 11 every night my house is filled with fantastic aromas because my house is haunted by a ghost annoyed by my cooking
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Between 10 and 11 every night my house is filled with fantastic aromas because my house is haunted by a ghost annoyed by my cooking
Annoy corporate chucklefucks who insist on "take this survey after your customer service call" by demanding that representative get a raise
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Annoy corporate chucklefucks who insist on "take this survey after your customer service call" by demanding that representative get a raise
Obviously, I should have considered what would happen if I woke up from a nap back in 1987
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Obviously, I should have considered what would happen if I woke up from a nap back in 1987
Having trouble keeping the Noahs and Ezras straight
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Having trouble keeping the Noahs and Ezras straight
What - no Kung Fu Theater?
Soul Train on one channel, Mid-South 'rasslin on another and Wild Kingdom on the third meant the cartoons were over.
These kids are missing out not having Soul Train on Saturday mornings! SMH.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What - no Kung Fu Theater?
Lulu is very halpful Lulu is a good halper Lulu halped
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lulu is very halpful Lulu is a good halper Lulu halped
It's important to stack your cats for proper storage
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's important to stack your cats for proper storage
It's We Ain't Buying It weekend but your great aunt's funeral is Monday and you find a local florist -
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's We Ain't Buying It weekend but your great aunt's funeral is Monday and you find a local florist -
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For December Gift-Giving Holiday, you don't have to spend a cent to give someone a gift they really need. Know a young mommy? Give her 2 hours of babysitting time so she can nap or get a haircut.
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
For December Gift-Giving Holiday, you don't have to spend a cent to give someone a gift they really need. Know a young mommy? Give her 2 hours of babysitting time so she can nap or get a haircut.
The Out For A Brisk Walk Did I Remember To Apply Antiperspirant Challenge
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Out For A Brisk Walk Did I Remember To Apply Antiperspirant Challenge
Buy local every day. Make corporate assholes nervous.
Are you a business that's colluding with ICE? Caving to the biased attacks on DEI? Funding this administration for tax cuts?
Guess what? #WeAintBuyingIt Nov 27–Dec 1, instead we are putting our money where are values are‼️
Guess what? #WeAintBuyingIt Nov 27–Dec 1, instead we are putting our money where are values are‼️
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Buy local every day. Make corporate assholes nervous.
Made this yogurt cake for breakfast this morning, and the secret is it's actually glorious cheesecake
(완벽 폭신한) 요거트 케이크 만들기, 상큼한 요거트 케이크, 수플레 케이크 만들기, Yogurt Cake, Souffle Cake, 베이킹, 쿠킹씨 cooking see
YouTube video by 쿠킹씨 Cooking See
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November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Made this yogurt cake for breakfast this morning, and the secret is it's actually glorious cheesecake
Reposted by Tallulah Bunkbed
😢 MELIA will spend her second Thanksgiving at the shelter. She wants a home for Christmas. She can live with cats, no dogs. Low traffic home, adult only. Needs training. Please adopt her. 😢
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
😢 MELIA will spend her second Thanksgiving at the shelter. She wants a home for Christmas. She can live with cats, no dogs. Low traffic home, adult only. Needs training. Please adopt her. 😢
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Reposted by Tallulah Bunkbed
If you have the audacity you need to give it back
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you have the audacity you need to give it back
Attention, attention please The ancient china has been handwashed To repeat: the ancient china has been handwashed This is not a drill
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Attention, attention please The ancient china has been handwashed To repeat: the ancient china has been handwashed This is not a drill
"There's no such thing as a lemon emergency" are words I just said
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"There's no such thing as a lemon emergency" are words I just said
But are you really *doing* the Locomotion
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
But are you really *doing* the Locomotion
Pie is what happened when our ancestors had dumb shit - fruit or something barely food - and needed a reason to celebrate whatever it was
Slap some Cool Whip on it and move on
Slap some Cool Whip on it and move on
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Pie is what happened when our ancestors had dumb shit - fruit or something barely food - and needed a reason to celebrate whatever it was
Slap some Cool Whip on it and move on
Slap some Cool Whip on it and move on
Someone is leaf-blowering leaf-blowerizing leaf-blowsicating it's freaking loud
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Someone is leaf-blowering leaf-blowerizing leaf-blowsicating it's freaking loud
Reposted by Tallulah Bunkbed
Therapy's expensive Combat your seasonal affective disorder by calling your Congressional representatives and getting a few things off your chest
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Therapy's expensive Combat your seasonal affective disorder by calling your Congressional representatives and getting a few things off your chest
Don't screw with someone who folds your underwear
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Don't screw with someone who folds your underwear
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
😇
"I'm awake," I say as I trip over the robot vacuum because what day is it
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"I'm awake," I say as I trip over the robot vacuum because what day is it