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Kyle 🌴🌈🐬
@t0tallykyle.bsky.social
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Friendly smedium 30+ He/himbo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ just along for the ride. I like gardening, nature, weeb stuff, subculture fashion, and y2k nostalgia :) Currently working on enjoying PNW autumn to the fullest.
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Kyle 🌴🌈🐬 @t0tallykyle.bsky.social · Jan 3
When you recall portrait mode exists at the aquarium
School of silver fish amongst eelgrass in a blue walled exhibit. You can literally see every scale on some fish Extra af jellyfish that looks like a zebra-striped beret with a fringe of short tentacles that are tipped with pink little balls. Dramatically lit juvenile moray eel peeks out from some rocks A lone shrimp sits atop a pile of muscles attached to a vertical pole; surrounded by bright fish is and green algae
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Presenting all four seasons of mirror selfies, 2025 🎆
My Chinese New Year fit w red pleather pants, snakeskin boots, fluffy white turtleneck and red haori. Summertime gyaru fit!!!! I pose in front of of mirror wearing aqua swim shorts and a white tank top with an open pool-print Hawaiian shirt. I have a fuckton of accessories including an orange lei, a labubu, and a rat king of other charms Gold-framed mirror selfie in Spring of me holding a lovely pink English rose while wearing a loose white Henley shirt. Other flowers from the garden pop out of an off-screen vase. Would wear this again but for Halloween if it wasn’t cold. I’m wearing a white head harness w bunny ears, an open distressed linen button up with lavender colored cage harness, and white pants.
December 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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#2025年自分が選ぶ今年の4枚
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I want to do one of those mirror selfie compilation posts but I’m disgusting and have too many
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Spent some doubloons in cap hill… it was cold!! But Sunday so free parking :)
Me holding a seasonal butterscotch mocha from Seasmith. It was just okay. Me posing in my new bootcut jeans, white knit top, and leopard print coat with some gyaru-esque accessories in a thrift shop with a faux flower frame A little sign from the Magpie thrift shop in Seattle that says “Wendy’s Corner” with a white mutt looking dog (presumably Wendy) lying down with a heart background. Sadly she was not there at the moment. Eating a meal of aburasoba at Kajiken. Kaleb is tucking in to his bowl of noodles while mine poses for a picture with slices of roast beef and a raw egg on top. Very tasty!
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Breakfast today is 9 inches and uncut 🍞
Kaleb holding a shokupan bread that is a solid damn block. Yes we measured, it’s 9 inches
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Merry Christmas Beast
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This year I didn’t spend Xmas w my family, I spent it doing gay brunch and then swimming naked in a pool w my friends while we ate ham slices. Pretty lights on the drive back home too!!
View of Pioneer square in Seattle at night on Christmas with a walkway of trees illuminated w white lights. The brick path is shiny with rain. Okay I stole this pic from West Seattle Blog but I thought it was relevant. Easy Street in the Junction illuminated in green and red with Happy Holidays on their signboard
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Holiday maven strikes again 🎄
Me taking a selfie with my face all did. I’m wearing an Xmas sweater with Santa on the beach that says “Hanging Loose for the holidays” Sexy from scratch rum cake that Kaleb and I made. There’s pecans on top and dripping butterscotch glaze My hands layered over a wreath to show off my new press on nails— dark green matte w accent nails of gold glitter and French tip w a snowflake ~~~
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I think we shouldn’t even be working on Xmas eve at all but management is graciously letting us leave an hour early— although not before starting the day half an hour early to cram in more patients 🫠
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Gonna do a Kenrokuen-style Christmas tree next year where I support a sprawling pine tree’s branches with a series of Xmas tree-esque ropes on a pole. I just need to find a 300 year old pine tree first.
A series of 4 poles with ropes attached to boughs of a pine tree— I believe all on the SAME huge tree— in order to support the branches when the winter snow comes. This was taken on a nice clear day in November.
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A drawer wouldn’t shut in our kitchen, turns out there was a whole little time capsule of bullshit that had fallen behind it. These McDonald’s bags are 20 years old and will certainly make me rich on eBay someday.
Pile of stuff on kitchen floor- plastic McDonald’s bags from 2004, instant pot manual, some baby bottle kit, a silicone sheet pan cover, and plastic pouch.
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Supposed get way colder by Friday and then there might be…. Wintry mix ❄️👀👀👀
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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This year’s tree is a little different 🌺
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Boiled chrysanthemum pork dumplings 🥟 Ingredients altogether like less than $10 and we have SO MANY
About 40 freshly wrapped and floured dumplings on a cutting board Said dumplings boiled and fresh, a few in a bowl tossed w ponzu and chili crisp sauce
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Had a strong urge to go out and serve so I paid $1 to go do it at PRFM. Weather was suspiciously nice for Seattle in December; 10/10
A huge 13 foot skeleton holding its arms up against a blue sky with wispy clouds. It’s wearing a Santa hat and a black shirt that says Punk Rock Flea Market Vendor stalls lined up in a row in a parking lot with lots of people wearing all kinds of clothes are shopping. A stall in foreground is selling glass pipes and other glass goods. Every vendor has a good awning bc it rains at a lot of PRFMs. Not this one tho, look at that clear sky Me at home taking a mirror selfie showing off my powder blue eyeshadow. There’s some yellow allstromeria in a vase next to me. I’m taking a selfie in the mirror of a fitting room at PRFM. I’m wearing a leopard print tee with silver chains and pearl necklaces, a gray fur coat, distressed blue jeans, snakeskin boots, a belt w a Pontiac seatbelt buckle, and little black y2k sunglasses.
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Title: Ojiya, Echigo (1941)

Artist: Hasui Kawase

historyofjapan.co.uk/wiki/echigo-... #ShinHanga #Art #Showa #HasuiKawase #Winter #Niigata #Japan
Late afternoon on a street in Ojiya, Niigata, in winter. In the foreground, a path has been shoveled in the deep snow; to the left and right, tall snowbanks are piled up high, obscuring the ground floor levels of houses lined up along the street. Up ahead, a pair of figures, a child and a parent, are turning the corner. Above, the sky is blue and pale, while the sun gives clouds on the horizon a coral pink tint.
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Retailers HATE Him: Zen-like local man feels zero desire to stimulate economy during holidays after buying a Bunch of Shit in Japan
Some guy in lotus position on a sunset beach wearing a Santa hat. This was me going to the mall last weekend
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This is literally me every year but PLEASE SANTA LET THERE BE SNOWWWW 🤞🤞
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Let him cook (potato cream soup w kielbasa) 💅
Me cooking a big pot of soup. Still got my cunty red stiletto press on nails. Also wearing new leopard print shirt under denim apron with pearl and silver chain necklaces. Lower half of face is visible w stubble and lip stain by Laka in Sizzling #512 💕
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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#pixelart #pokemon
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Remembering my dahlia tubers that I didn’t dig up or cover that are probably drowned by now in all this rain
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Giiiiirl they got that purse tea at Southcenter now
Me holding a hot milk tea by a jute string holster. We’re at Chicha San Chen in Tukwila near the mall and I have red stiletto nails and white tabi sneakers on.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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My gyaru PASWG collection (pt.1) is finally complete ⭐️
#fanart #pantyandstocking
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Got a diabolical look planned for Friendsgiving…. Gyaru isn’t just for summer, you know 😈
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Blatantly surveilled at every turn in my parent’s house 🐩
Bijoux the black standard poodle stares at me from my childhood bedroom Bijoux awkwardly standing and watching as I try to take a sunset pic from beyond the backyard fence Bijoux stopping in the hallway to look at me through the doorway Bijoux awkwardly staring at me from a distance as I sit at a table
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM