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Hunky guy
Fucking hell.
Pinched this video from @cjsnowdon.bsky.social on Twitter because Bluesky has to see it.

Nothing can prepare you for the punchline here.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“How do you still manage to be such a top surgeon with all the modelling contracts and karate belts?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I now have Americans in my mentions calling me a bigot because I was rude about Americans. Daft cunts
The best bit about this isn’t the angry Yanks thinking it’s all about them. The best bit isn’t even them doubling down. The best bit is the snivelling Brits going ‘err actually you should have gone back and explained yourself’ to try to impress the worst kind of furious shut-ins.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The best bit about this isn’t the angry Yanks thinking it’s all about them. The best bit isn’t even them doubling down. The best bit is the snivelling Brits going ‘err actually you should have gone back and explained yourself’ to try to impress the worst kind of furious shut-ins.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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-Who’s doing the Disco?

-Father Billy O'Dwyer.

-The Spinmaster, great!
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Adolf Hitler, the bad boy of 1930s Europe
Why Republicans can’t ignore Nick Fuentes, the new bad boy of Maga

The antisemitic far-right provocateur has grown into a voice for angry young white nationalists who feel betrayed by Trump
Why Republicans can’t ignore Nick Fuentes, the new bad boy of Maga
Why Republicans can’t ignore Nick Fuentes, the new bad boy of Maga
www.thetimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ll be watching this on a loop for the next 24 hours
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My god. Get the fuck in
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?
People forget that Great Britain is basically Alabama outside of London only poorer people with weaker constitutions and worse food.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
What the fuck is this?
This place is hilarious. So many highly politically engaged, hand-wringing middle class “progressives” in denial about where the new political centre-ground is, and why Labour need to occupy it to stop a Reform government.

Need to touch grass.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The guy from that band you like made a solo album. It was described as 'autumnal' and all the reviews were four stars out of five.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Cor a lot of the journos on here aren’t half thin-skinned
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is what happens when you let the nerds take over.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Tommy Tuberville”
Tommy Tuberville says he supports Trump invading Nigeria
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
There are people criticising the UK education secretary because she said that she didn’t know much about a US mayoral election.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Did they ever catch up with you about that Lourdes thing?”
EXCL: £800k raised in Your Party launch has not yet been transferred to YP

Zarah Sultana is being accused by YP sources of delaying the transfer for political advantage

Sources close to her deny this & say her request for access to documents is reasonable 👇 www.politicshome.com/news/article...
Zarah Sultana Accused Of Delaying Transfer Of Funds To ‘Your Party’
Exclusive: Zarah Sultana, the Independent MP for Coventry South who is a director of ‘Your Party’, is being accused of failing to transfer money to...
www.politicshome.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Geoff
Happy 71st birthday, singer, songwriter, guitarist, record producer, and co-founding member of Squeeze Chris Difford. 🎂
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I don’t know why you don’t all just marry the New York mayoral election
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dick Cheney, Patty Routledge, and Pizza Hut all in a week. Grief is the price we pay for love
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Reposted by Geoff
I'm posting this on BlueSky to (hopefully) disprove a theory I have about this platform.

Do people on here understand this is not 'pro-Palestine' activism, despite this individual describing her output as such? That this is in fact the Great Replacement theory so beloved of White Nationalists?
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Seal America in concrete
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.

The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.

Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM