Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
All I want is a daily saxophone solo as I walk down the street
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
All I want is a daily saxophone solo as I walk down the street
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
December. How, and why, and where did this happen.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
December. How, and why, and where did this happen.
Vicky Mount
www.icanvas.com/canvas-art-p...
www.icanvas.com/canvas-art-p...
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Vicky Mount
www.icanvas.com/canvas-art-p...
www.icanvas.com/canvas-art-p...
Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
True.
Anyone know why?
Anyone know why?
All fireworks displays should be set to classical music and not modern music. It just works better.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
True.
Anyone know why?
Anyone know why?
Dick James is a Martinhead.
James Martin is a dickhead.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dick James is a Martinhead.
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
Please don't.
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manchester Christmas Markets 2025: What are the prices like? - BBC News
From mulled wine to mince pies: Your guide to visiting this year's Christmas Markets in Manchester.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Please don't.
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Does anyone know if Babs from Acorn Antiques is single?
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Does anyone know if Babs from Acorn Antiques is single?
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
SLAYING on that train station piano, now everyone will appreciate me
#northernrail
#northernrail
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
SLAYING on that train station piano, now everyone will appreciate me
#northernrail
#northernrail
Reposted by Sweary Prof
microsoft: before you sign in we need to send you a code
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
April 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
microsoft: before you sign in we need to send you a code
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account