Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
Here's my damn vibe, you cocklineators
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Here's my damn vibe, you cocklineators
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Struggling for gifts? No longer, my fine onliney people.
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
Yes, I know I am both of these things *blushes*
thespark.company/products/may... #thespark
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hello, pint of panacea please. I've survived a harsh environment (again)
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
#tap #cumbriaales #sheffield
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
Beer news. Particularly good dark ale, 1577, at Nag's Head, Edale. Replenishes any November walk when it's 5.6%. #ale #camra
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Beer news. Particularly good dark ale, 1577, at Nag's Head, Edale. Replenishes any November walk when it's 5.6%. #ale #camra
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
Good morning, November 2025 #peakdistrict
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good morning, November 2025 #peakdistrict
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse
#stanage #beerhouse
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse
#stanage #beerhouse
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What a lovely evening
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What a lovely evening