OnceScritched
@swashere.bsky.social
Twice affectionate. 29F🏳️⚧️ Serval in care of a puppygirl, rakittygirl, and two kitties.
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OnceScritched
@swashere.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Expect short rants or quips. Otherwise you're in the wrong place
Android gf that's infinitely smarter than you but self-shackles her mental capacity in order to put you in the position of power over her (and be kitty :D)
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Android gf that's infinitely smarter than you but self-shackles her mental capacity in order to put you in the position of power over her (and be kitty :D)
That time of the day again where bsky decides my feed is now entirely nature photography, sports, and cats.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
That time of the day again where bsky decides my feed is now entirely nature photography, sports, and cats.
Rot and detrivore season is here, can't you just smell it in the air?
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Rot and detrivore season is here, can't you just smell it in the air?
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this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls
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the nice thing about working from home is you can lay down whenever you want. the dangerous thing about working from home is you can lay down whenever you w
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the nice thing about working from home is you can lay down whenever you want. the dangerous thing about working from home is you can lay down whenever you w
Every moment not at home makes me wanna hurry back and make things. But every moment there kills every desire. Maybe I should start that garage workshop finally
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Every moment not at home makes me wanna hurry back and make things. But every moment there kills every desire. Maybe I should start that garage workshop finally
Had a whole box of big candy bars to give out and had like 6 kids show up the whole night ;_;
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Had a whole box of big candy bars to give out and had like 6 kids show up the whole night ;_;
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girls love my bunny tummy
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
girls love my bunny tummy
Android gf who gets fresh sensor plates installed every few months and asks you to peel the plastic coverings. New parts are always so sensitive and she can't help but make noises when you handle them so gently.
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Android gf who gets fresh sensor plates installed every few months and asks you to peel the plastic coverings. New parts are always so sensitive and she can't help but make noises when you handle them so gently.
Cats should totally have horns
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Cats should totally have horns
How can one cat be simultaneously so terrified of being alone that he tells to make sure you're watching him eat, while also so protective that he guards wherever I sleep and blocks the office when I work.
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How can one cat be simultaneously so terrified of being alone that he tells to make sure you're watching him eat, while also so protective that he guards wherever I sleep and blocks the office when I work.
Funny, I always expected a dead bird landing at your feet to look splayed or messy. Why was this one...folded perfectly on landing? Like it was left here from the funeral home.
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Funny, I always expected a dead bird landing at your feet to look splayed or messy. Why was this one...folded perfectly on landing? Like it was left here from the funeral home.
I can override your autonomy anytime I like.
September 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I can override your autonomy anytime I like.
And powerwolf tickets acquired
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And powerwolf tickets acquired
Why do smoke alarms only realize it's time to start chirping at 2 in the goddamn morning
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Why do smoke alarms only realize it's time to start chirping at 2 in the goddamn morning
Hey lizard dude, you seen my wife around here?
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey lizard dude, you seen my wife around here?
Bastet is good at being a shadow. Except for the fact she's supposed to be behind Jafar, not in front
August 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bastet is good at being a shadow. Except for the fact she's supposed to be behind Jafar, not in front
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You never know how much shit you have until you start packing up your stuff to move. 🫣
August 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You never know how much shit you have until you start packing up your stuff to move. 🫣
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New art? In this economy?
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
New art? In this economy?
Born to be worker drone, built to be indistinct cog, destined to only vaguely dream of being anything more. The trauma isn't there for creativity, nor the family nurturing to build a passion. An asocial uneventful past makes for boring stories and undirected desires. Fucking doomed to make nothing..
August 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Born to be worker drone, built to be indistinct cog, destined to only vaguely dream of being anything more. The trauma isn't there for creativity, nor the family nurturing to build a passion. An asocial uneventful past makes for boring stories and undirected desires. Fucking doomed to make nothing..